So Me by Evan Nicholson Lyrics
Verse 1
Allow me to introduce myself now
My names Evan but I'm not the best now
I'm white but I really don't play chess now
And the goat really is Kanye west wow
Homeschooled so call me what you like
But I'm still gonna ride this beat like a bike
And flip my flows up like a dike
Or maybe upside down call me mike
I'm a young guy I ain't got no stress
Every day I wake up I feel so blessed
And a Cali boy that is my address
And rhymes going up like progress
I still don't got a lot of cash
And if I get it it'll be gone in a flash
Cuz I'll pass it to my fam like steve nash
And still, live with mom taking out the trash
Splash, that's the sound when I'm shooting
Not talk about the kind when ya looting
What I say my brains, not computing
These rhymes really aren't executing
I do not chase girls
And they don't run a mile for me
So I am still single
Just like the dollar on me
Chorus
I am not a rapper, I am not a trapper
And you know I steal all the flows
Call me kidnapper
I know it's hella corny but I feel like I'm soaring
Cuz I'm being myself, this song is some
This song is so me
Everyone gonna plays this
Call it sony
Verse 2
Let me get back in my bag aye
Waking up from all this jet lag, aye
I don't ever check the price tag aye
Man i sound like a scumbag aye
I'm really not impressed with the flexing nah
Like when your pegus is perplexing ha
I just want to live in this blessing ya
You better take a seat for this lesson ya
I'll stay in my lane like Lavar
While you go shopping at the mall
Being nice really ain't hard
That what I call a big baller
Like Drake, i don't take naps
But I do like to relax
Keep your drugs man I ain't gonna relapse
End up like Lil pump collapsed
Chorus
I am not a rapper, I am not a trapper
And you know I steal all the flows
Call me kidnapper
I know it's hella corny, unimpressed like a sore knee
But I'm being myself, this song is so me
Verse 3
On my Jamie Robbins, i be volley ballin
She's so cute I might go put a diamond on it
Get on one knee that's what I call Colin
Hit up Lonzo man So-Cal is ballin wow
Move so sick like I got the flu
Always new riding with my crew
Confused? I just want some shoes
Got god on my side won't ever lose (mood)
Switch the flow up cuz I'm really just relaxing
Watch a good show that's what I call Jurassic
It's really dope tho, I'm trying to tell you it's a classic
Let me get back to the song I was just multitasking
Got my license and a seat in the front
While you're driving better watch out for bumps
It's an elephant cuz the trunk in the front
No breakfast for me I'm all about that brunch
Matter of fact might get that with punch
Driving real fast that sounds like a crunch
Don't know what it is but I might have a hunch
But at the end of the day, this is so me
Allow me to introduce myself now
My names Evan but I'm not the best now
I'm white but I really don't play chess now
And the goat really is Kanye west wow
Homeschooled so call me what you like
But I'm still gonna ride this beat like a bike
And flip my flows up like a dike
Or maybe upside down call me mike
I'm a young guy I ain't got no stress
Every day I wake up I feel so blessed
And a Cali boy that is my address
And rhymes going up like progress
I still don't got a lot of cash
And if I get it it'll be gone in a flash
Cuz I'll pass it to my fam like steve nash
And still, live with mom taking out the trash
Splash, that's the sound when I'm shooting
Not talk about the kind when ya looting
What I say my brains, not computing
These rhymes really aren't executing
I do not chase girls
And they don't run a mile for me
So I am still single
Just like the dollar on me
Chorus
I am not a rapper, I am not a trapper
And you know I steal all the flows
Call me kidnapper
I know it's hella corny but I feel like I'm soaring
Cuz I'm being myself, this song is some
This song is so me
Everyone gonna plays this
Call it sony
Verse 2
Let me get back in my bag aye
Waking up from all this jet lag, aye
I don't ever check the price tag aye
Man i sound like a scumbag aye
I'm really not impressed with the flexing nah
Like when your pegus is perplexing ha
I just want to live in this blessing ya
You better take a seat for this lesson ya
I'll stay in my lane like Lavar
While you go shopping at the mall
Being nice really ain't hard
That what I call a big baller
Like Drake, i don't take naps
But I do like to relax
Keep your drugs man I ain't gonna relapse
End up like Lil pump collapsed
Chorus
I am not a rapper, I am not a trapper
And you know I steal all the flows
Call me kidnapper
I know it's hella corny, unimpressed like a sore knee
But I'm being myself, this song is so me
Verse 3
On my Jamie Robbins, i be volley ballin
She's so cute I might go put a diamond on it
Get on one knee that's what I call Colin
Hit up Lonzo man So-Cal is ballin wow
Move so sick like I got the flu
Always new riding with my crew
Confused? I just want some shoes
Got god on my side won't ever lose (mood)
Switch the flow up cuz I'm really just relaxing
Watch a good show that's what I call Jurassic
It's really dope tho, I'm trying to tell you it's a classic
Let me get back to the song I was just multitasking
Got my license and a seat in the front
While you're driving better watch out for bumps
It's an elephant cuz the trunk in the front
No breakfast for me I'm all about that brunch
Matter of fact might get that with punch
Driving real fast that sounds like a crunch
Don't know what it is but I might have a hunch
But at the end of the day, this is so me