Childrens Song by Evan Greer Lyrics

The only thing that people want to know about you
Is what’s inside your diaper
Should they buy you pink or blue?
Well all I care about is if it’s pee or if it’s poo
Cuz you’re my little baby, and I love you through and through

You can be a boy and a girl
And a lion and a squirrel
And a diamond and a pearl
In the sea
Or a big fat rock or an astronaut
But you just can’t be a cop