I Owe Everybody Money Demo by Evan Blum Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Took a trip to Mexico
Met a girl in a bar and I took her home
I thought it was love at last
Until she robbed me of all my cash
And my credit cards
My ID, the whole nine yards
I had to borrow from grandma
(And my grandpa)
About ten years ago
I got a Blockbuster video
I took it home with me
Popped in Back To The Future 3
It slipped right through the cracks
Of my couch I didn't bring it back
'Cause now I owe three thousand bucks
And man that sucks 'cause

[Chorus]
I owe everybody money
I owe everybody money
I owe everybody money
All around the world
[Post-Chorus]
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
Went to Sea World by myself
I was depressed and drunk as hell
Went to the Shamu show
Popped out my flask and drank some more
So blacked out and out of it
Thought Shamu was talking shit
So then I broke his fucking tank
And that hurt my bank then
Took a plane to Hawaii
To vacation and to buy
A house right on the hill
Salesman said that I got a deal
Little did I know
The house was on a volcano
Then that volcano straight erupted
I'm bankrupted

[Chorus]
I owe everybody money
I owe everybody money
I owe everybody money
All around the world, yeah
[Bridge]
All these debts and bad investments
Haven't taught me any lessons
Learn from me and pay attention

[Post-Bridge]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I owe every-

[Chorus]
I owe everybody money
I owe everybody money
I owe everybody money
All around the world