Professional Crastinator by Eureka Machines Lyrics

World outside so far away

TV's on, but no-one's watching
Sofa feel like glue

I've got a plan I'll never hatch
I've got an itch I'll never scratch
If there's a title to attach:
Professional crastinator

World outside too near for me

Burning every waking hour
Hating just to feel (feeling just to hate)

I've got a plan I'll never hatch
I've got an itch I'll never scratch
If there's a title to attach:
Professional crastinator

I've got a plan I'll never hatch
I've got an itch I'll never scratch
If there's a title to attach:
Professional crastinator
Professional crastinator
Professional crastinator