Fuckup by Ethan Torrance Lyrics
[Chorus]
Sorry Mom
Sorry Dad
I’m a fuckup real real bad
(True story)
I know it hurts
I know it pains
I’m the worst kid you've ever made
(3 Tries)
What accomplishments do I have?
(Zero)
What have I ever done to make you glad?
(Absolutely nothing)
Sorry Mom
Sorry Dad
I’m a fuckup real real bad
[Verse]
Yes I’m aware I’m a fuckup
It hurts but I gotta buck-up
I get a hold of myself get the fuck up
Yes I’m a fuckup for real
Fucking up worse than Ryan Lotche in Rio
Big boy can’t keep hands off Doritos
My other brothers are skinny baseball playing stars while I'm munching on Fritos
Got the clean cut abs I look like a douche in a speedo
Musta been a glitch inside my DNA
Must not have turned on a switch
I mеan how could someone do so much shit
And excеpt to get away with it
Annoying everyone I see
Fuck Lilo, I’m Stich
I'm braindead except for a little fucking twitch
They should have me at the stake
Put me up lynched
I ruin peoples lives when I'm high off the Chronic
So ugly in the dark I look demonic
Please keep away from me
Locked up for eternity
I can’t let loose
Don’t come near me unless you want to meet a clown
In this life I'm going straight down
[Chorus]
Sorry Mom
Sorry Dad
I’m a fuckup real real bad
(True story)
I know it hurts
I know it pains
I’m the worst kid you've ever made
(3 Tries)
What accomplishments do I have?
(Zero)
What have I ever done to make you glad?
(Absolutely nothing)
Sorry Mom
Sorry Dad
I’m a fuckup real real bad
[Verse]
I just broke my ceiling like a minute ago
Then I broke my closet door
Mortal Kombat combo
And I know all the bullshit I do is hard to follow
All the lies and tall tales I make up is hard to swallow
But for a minute just fuck off let me solely wallow
Bask in my failure while I jump let a cliff swallow
Me whole
Holy shit I am so crazy
I spent my life jerking off like Stan tryna be a fucking offspring of Shady
Too loco to be around
Just got crowned King of Clowns
And King of The Nerds
Lonely sheep in the fucking herd
Who the fuck even listens to my music
I’m a turd
How many fucking times can I say fuck
Parrot bird
I’m the opposite of Einstein
I failed science not fine
From Toronto only got one girl up on my hotline
Think I’m a good rapper go from so nice to much grime
But when the beat drops I go insane
Become something I ain’t
[Chorus]
Sorry Mom
Sorry Dad
I’m a fuckup real real bad
(True story)
I know it hurts
I know it pains
I’m the worst fucking kid you've ever made
(3 Tries)
What accomplishments do I fucking have?
(Zero)
I know that I have never ever made you glad
Sorry Mom
Not sorry Dad
I’m a fuckup real real bad
[Verse]
I go insane in the drop of a pin
Inhumane got a fucking wiener schnitzel for a brain
Never gonna win
Complain about the chest pains from chugging champagne tryna act like Papi
I’m like a tumor not big enough to spread a rumour
I’m a fuckup, burn my remains
Good at raps though, diss me go super saiyan just saying
I ain’t no bitch when it comes to spitting the bars
Leave you dead on the ground get burned by a Jew
(Too far)
I claim to be a rapper but I can’t make a haiku
I’m such a fuckup what am I gonna do?
Verse so bad I can barely spit a 16
When I’m not off of caffeine
Look like I’m fourteen with a beard now I’m twenty
Body too fat to not be on the fullscreen
Mom says I’m mean
But I'm such a fucking fiend
I can't be famous never fit in a limousine
Just place me on a guillotine
Stab me with four knives and just watch me bleed
[Outro]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm just playing dad, you know I love you
Sorry Mom
Sorry Dad
I’m a fuckup real real bad
(True story)
I know it hurts
I know it pains
I’m the worst kid you've ever made
(3 Tries)
What accomplishments do I have?
(Zero)
What have I ever done to make you glad?
(Absolutely nothing)
Sorry Mom
Sorry Dad
I’m a fuckup real real bad
[Verse]
Yes I’m aware I’m a fuckup
It hurts but I gotta buck-up
I get a hold of myself get the fuck up
Yes I’m a fuckup for real
Fucking up worse than Ryan Lotche in Rio
Big boy can’t keep hands off Doritos
My other brothers are skinny baseball playing stars while I'm munching on Fritos
Got the clean cut abs I look like a douche in a speedo
Musta been a glitch inside my DNA
Must not have turned on a switch
I mеan how could someone do so much shit
And excеpt to get away with it
Annoying everyone I see
Fuck Lilo, I’m Stich
I'm braindead except for a little fucking twitch
They should have me at the stake
Put me up lynched
I ruin peoples lives when I'm high off the Chronic
So ugly in the dark I look demonic
Please keep away from me
Locked up for eternity
I can’t let loose
Don’t come near me unless you want to meet a clown
In this life I'm going straight down
[Chorus]
Sorry Mom
Sorry Dad
I’m a fuckup real real bad
(True story)
I know it hurts
I know it pains
I’m the worst kid you've ever made
(3 Tries)
What accomplishments do I have?
(Zero)
What have I ever done to make you glad?
(Absolutely nothing)
Sorry Mom
Sorry Dad
I’m a fuckup real real bad
[Verse]
I just broke my ceiling like a minute ago
Then I broke my closet door
Mortal Kombat combo
And I know all the bullshit I do is hard to follow
All the lies and tall tales I make up is hard to swallow
But for a minute just fuck off let me solely wallow
Bask in my failure while I jump let a cliff swallow
Me whole
Holy shit I am so crazy
I spent my life jerking off like Stan tryna be a fucking offspring of Shady
Too loco to be around
Just got crowned King of Clowns
And King of The Nerds
Lonely sheep in the fucking herd
Who the fuck even listens to my music
I’m a turd
How many fucking times can I say fuck
Parrot bird
I’m the opposite of Einstein
I failed science not fine
From Toronto only got one girl up on my hotline
Think I’m a good rapper go from so nice to much grime
But when the beat drops I go insane
Become something I ain’t
[Chorus]
Sorry Mom
Sorry Dad
I’m a fuckup real real bad
(True story)
I know it hurts
I know it pains
I’m the worst fucking kid you've ever made
(3 Tries)
What accomplishments do I fucking have?
(Zero)
I know that I have never ever made you glad
Sorry Mom
Not sorry Dad
I’m a fuckup real real bad
[Verse]
I go insane in the drop of a pin
Inhumane got a fucking wiener schnitzel for a brain
Never gonna win
Complain about the chest pains from chugging champagne tryna act like Papi
I’m like a tumor not big enough to spread a rumour
I’m a fuckup, burn my remains
Good at raps though, diss me go super saiyan just saying
I ain’t no bitch when it comes to spitting the bars
Leave you dead on the ground get burned by a Jew
(Too far)
I claim to be a rapper but I can’t make a haiku
I’m such a fuckup what am I gonna do?
Verse so bad I can barely spit a 16
When I’m not off of caffeine
Look like I’m fourteen with a beard now I’m twenty
Body too fat to not be on the fullscreen
Mom says I’m mean
But I'm such a fucking fiend
I can't be famous never fit in a limousine
Just place me on a guillotine
Stab me with four knives and just watch me bleed
[Outro]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm just playing dad, you know I love you