Sandman by Ethan Ryan Lyrics
[Verse 1: Ethan Ryan]
I'm a menace to the Dennis
Always scream shout
Fuck repenting
Dennis is a bitch
Kick him in his face
Give his nose an itch
I'm a bad boy
I'm an asshole
Screw you
I'm gold
I'm just a dumb kid still play with toys
Screwing you over
Nah, girl who's coy
Not me, me, I chop meat
Fetish, lick feet
Jesus I reek
Why didn't nobody tell me I smell like a caged wolf?
Man I yell
Favourite color Yela, make it when I piss in the driveway
Right on your expensive car
Try to drive far (How you like me now?)
When there's shit in your engine
Did I mention I'm not sorry
Super real grade 10, kinda horny
Sit in science class man, kinda boring
Don't sleepover much, kinda snoring
Screw a boring boy
Kick in the door hinge
Chomp
On a frickin' orange
Right again yo'
I'm retarded, I make beats (fart)
Oh, I farted
Level potty humor
I'm a baby boomer
Zoom a lady boom her
Skipping class like Ferris Bueller
Canadian, I won't say sorry again
Eat the beans straight outta the can again
My rhymes coming straight from Compton again
I took a break from the shimmy and shake
Break up a couple
Then console the couple
Fuck the partner's couple
Man, I'm in a bubble
I'm a narcissist narcissistic whiny bitch!
[Chorus]
Mister Sandman
Bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clovers
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
[Verse 2]
Ring Ring
That's a chainsaw
Oh shit, when I look at you I grow a foot tall
Punt you like a goddamn football
Stab you with my horn I'm a narwhal
I said
I'm dangerous if you don't listen I will maim your kids
Never tripped or did I?
Compulsive liar, wait you're high?
Ah no, I lie
Talk like a fuckboi (Ah lie) (Guuci) (Guuci, what?)
Man I kill a pretty coochie poochie
No need to push me off a ledge
Thanks bitch (bitch)
Already off it
Off my meds
Sit on this toilet while I get some head (suck suck)
Here we go again
I'm tired again
Overdosed
Goodnight
I mean buh-bye
Ethan Ryan G
Kick your damn ass (what?)
Like Bruce Lee
He who sees me
Meep meep
Looney Tunes story
I'll-
Break into your house
Announce to your boyfriend that we made the love
He's on Maury
It's too late now to say sorry
Justin Bieber, we don't want you!
Yo, you're not gonna die
I promise that I just want some banana bread
Yo
I'm with this
He's with me
VIP at the club
Wait man this fake ID doesn't work (c'mon man)
[Chorus]
Mister Sandman
Bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clovers
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
I'm a menace to the Dennis
Always scream shout
Fuck repenting
Dennis is a bitch
Kick him in his face
Give his nose an itch
I'm a bad boy
I'm an asshole
Screw you
I'm gold
I'm just a dumb kid still play with toys
Screwing you over
Nah, girl who's coy
Not me, me, I chop meat
Fetish, lick feet
Jesus I reek
Why didn't nobody tell me I smell like a caged wolf?
Man I yell
Favourite color Yela, make it when I piss in the driveway
Right on your expensive car
Try to drive far (How you like me now?)
When there's shit in your engine
Did I mention I'm not sorry
Super real grade 10, kinda horny
Sit in science class man, kinda boring
Don't sleepover much, kinda snoring
Screw a boring boy
Kick in the door hinge
Chomp
On a frickin' orange
Right again yo'
I'm retarded, I make beats (fart)
Oh, I farted
Level potty humor
I'm a baby boomer
Zoom a lady boom her
Skipping class like Ferris Bueller
Canadian, I won't say sorry again
Eat the beans straight outta the can again
My rhymes coming straight from Compton again
I took a break from the shimmy and shake
Break up a couple
Then console the couple
Fuck the partner's couple
Man, I'm in a bubble
I'm a narcissist narcissistic whiny bitch!
[Chorus]
Mister Sandman
Bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clovers
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
[Verse 2]
Ring Ring
That's a chainsaw
Oh shit, when I look at you I grow a foot tall
Punt you like a goddamn football
Stab you with my horn I'm a narwhal
I said
I'm dangerous if you don't listen I will maim your kids
Never tripped or did I?
Compulsive liar, wait you're high?
Ah no, I lie
Talk like a fuckboi (Ah lie) (Guuci) (Guuci, what?)
Man I kill a pretty coochie poochie
No need to push me off a ledge
Thanks bitch (bitch)
Already off it
Off my meds
Sit on this toilet while I get some head (suck suck)
Here we go again
I'm tired again
Overdosed
Goodnight
I mean buh-bye
Ethan Ryan G
Kick your damn ass (what?)
Like Bruce Lee
He who sees me
Meep meep
Looney Tunes story
I'll-
Break into your house
Announce to your boyfriend that we made the love
He's on Maury
It's too late now to say sorry
Justin Bieber, we don't want you!
Yo, you're not gonna die
I promise that I just want some banana bread
Yo
I'm with this
He's with me
VIP at the club
Wait man this fake ID doesn't work (c'mon man)
[Chorus]
Mister Sandman
Bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clovers
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over