Kalakaand by Etcetra Lyrics
[ACT ONE]
[Intro]
Bhai, kaafi dino se mujhe kuch kehna tha, (Ohhh)
Fir se
Low quality me lunga kuch logon ko, (Kyun?)
Paise nahi
By the way, ye gaana nahi, freeverse hai (Ahhh)
Chal sunn!
[Verse]
Dekh naa aise apne baap ko khunnas se
Puch apne maa se, woh kaun Bombay Unnees se
Azad Nagar, Matunga, basa hu abhi mein
Sector Nau, Saath Sau Paanch, Navi Mumbai me
West railway route pe pahochte, kar skip Central
Kurla se kalti, via Vadala aur King’s Circle
Gully se building, ab rehta highrise tower me
Gully rap nahi, category Concious Rapper me
Ambience dekh, ye mere rhymes ka aatank hi
Shabdo ki guarantee, meri soch ki warranty
Vaise flow daapne ki hai daara four twenty
Tu nakli rapper; nautanki, mein baap; authentic
Aank aur eyes teri, aa-aa-andhi hai
Kyunki queue ki kaafilon ne roka
Swag aur style teri, ra-ra-randi hai
Terse pehle use kaafi logo ne thoka
Kaan kholke sunn, naa koi Bandra ka Khan tu
Mere kaaran aarzoo tere nahi aayenge
Career teri khatam, jaa foren maa se keh de
Uske Karan Arjun kabhi nahi aayenge
Salaam, double salute, DJ Kool Herc ko
Yeh mera Bombay, ye mera Bronx hai
Ab meri baari print hone ki, hu nahi black
Kahin na kahin hu kareeb CMY ke
[ACT TWO]
[Intro]
Bhadaas abhi baaki hai thoda (Nikaal na sab)
[Verse]
Jana Gana Mana Adhinayak
Tu nayak nahi, tu khalnayak
Mujhe gaane de, National Song ya Anthem
Patriotism prove karne ka yehi standard
Jaya hai, Jaya, Jaya, Jaya, Jaya, Jaya hai
Tu kaise pehchaane insaan ko uske picture se?
Picture ko teaser se, mujhko mere feature se?
Kitaab ko cover se, Aurat ko uske shohar se?
Caste mera OBC, padhaai OPEN se ki
Aarakshan se hi Dalit aage badhega
Statistics se seekh, Masjid nahi banega
Andha kyun bhakt? Mandir yahin banega
Andhadhun vote se bahoton ke khwabon ka maut
Kyun inki Filmfare Award; influence, power, aur vat?
Na suraj ki roshni, andhera dikhega
Dikhe dukaan rashun ki, bas black milega
Mila Unnees Sau Saitalis me freedom British se
Bhul kaise gaye banana isse kingdom justice ke?
Justice jaaye bhaad me, ye le tu agli tareek
Justice jaaye tel lene, ye le tu asli maachis
Akshay, Saif, aur Shahrukh (Toh kya?)
Launch karne baite, apne bachcho ko sitaare
NASA jaise apna ISRO (Woh kya?)
Launch kar rae satellite kuch upar ki disha me
Pratna karu ho haadsa
Maru toh mile muaafza
Mar kar hi khoon ho thande, Mercury sunya pe aan de
Garam tu? Jaa IG pe LIVE hai Poonam Pandey
[ACT THREE]
[Intro]
Khatam nahi, abhi aur hai (Suna)
[Verse]
Tshirt meri Adidas, shoe mera Converse hi
Ghadi mera Casio, skinny jeans; konsa bhi
Prastut meri story, subah shuru hoti
Brushtooth, bas dudh ki chaai cheeni thodi
Mood pe pahocha, fir jadhu pocha
Ghasphus thoos, raat ko Maa kahe, “Jaa, tu soja”
Har din, bartan, Bar Vim, aisa phase
Har hafte, kare circus, kapde aur Surf Ex-
Cellphone se door, rakhu mein Sar aur Face
Frustate me andar se, hashmukh mera surface
Pita ne pala posa, gareebi paristithi me
Kismat ko kosa, paida tu buri teethi me
Na kichadi naseeb, kichad hoti toh kamal
Baap ke paas Bapu toh mere paas kam akkal
Ummeed andhi, chahat roti aur kam se kam namak
Jeb me Gandhi, bank me hogi unke kai humshakal
Na jhol, na jhapti, na chori chakari
Na seena jhori, na aana kaani, na cheena chaani
Cadbury mehengi mile bina gold foil case ke
Gandhi haasil hogi sidha non-violence se
Saare pussy ko paise vaalon ka fund pasand
Har haseena ko face chikna ka taste chakna pasand
Hum lump sum kam kamate aur kya, kam khaate
Pasina se paise, pleasure se orgasm paate
Agar aaj ho religious war
Khuda nahi chadega suli pe, Jebaraj Paul-
Se iss kala ka hui parichay, Saza-e-maut
Lyrics meri churi, iss kaand ka sazaa hi do
[Outro]
Sazaa ke baad mein fir se aayega (chuckles)
Etcetra (Etcetra)
Naam yaad rakh
Tab tak ke liye kaltex
[Intro]
Bhai, kaafi dino se mujhe kuch kehna tha, (Ohhh)
Fir se
Low quality me lunga kuch logon ko, (Kyun?)
Paise nahi
By the way, ye gaana nahi, freeverse hai (Ahhh)
Chal sunn!
[Verse]
Dekh naa aise apne baap ko khunnas se
Puch apne maa se, woh kaun Bombay Unnees se
Azad Nagar, Matunga, basa hu abhi mein
Sector Nau, Saath Sau Paanch, Navi Mumbai me
West railway route pe pahochte, kar skip Central
Kurla se kalti, via Vadala aur King’s Circle
Gully se building, ab rehta highrise tower me
Gully rap nahi, category Concious Rapper me
Ambience dekh, ye mere rhymes ka aatank hi
Shabdo ki guarantee, meri soch ki warranty
Vaise flow daapne ki hai daara four twenty
Tu nakli rapper; nautanki, mein baap; authentic
Aank aur eyes teri, aa-aa-andhi hai
Kyunki queue ki kaafilon ne roka
Swag aur style teri, ra-ra-randi hai
Terse pehle use kaafi logo ne thoka
Kaan kholke sunn, naa koi Bandra ka Khan tu
Mere kaaran aarzoo tere nahi aayenge
Career teri khatam, jaa foren maa se keh de
Uske Karan Arjun kabhi nahi aayenge
Salaam, double salute, DJ Kool Herc ko
Yeh mera Bombay, ye mera Bronx hai
Ab meri baari print hone ki, hu nahi black
Kahin na kahin hu kareeb CMY ke
[ACT TWO]
[Intro]
Bhadaas abhi baaki hai thoda (Nikaal na sab)
[Verse]
Jana Gana Mana Adhinayak
Tu nayak nahi, tu khalnayak
Mujhe gaane de, National Song ya Anthem
Patriotism prove karne ka yehi standard
Jaya hai, Jaya, Jaya, Jaya, Jaya, Jaya hai
Tu kaise pehchaane insaan ko uske picture se?
Picture ko teaser se, mujhko mere feature se?
Kitaab ko cover se, Aurat ko uske shohar se?
Caste mera OBC, padhaai OPEN se ki
Aarakshan se hi Dalit aage badhega
Statistics se seekh, Masjid nahi banega
Andha kyun bhakt? Mandir yahin banega
Andhadhun vote se bahoton ke khwabon ka maut
Kyun inki Filmfare Award; influence, power, aur vat?
Na suraj ki roshni, andhera dikhega
Dikhe dukaan rashun ki, bas black milega
Mila Unnees Sau Saitalis me freedom British se
Bhul kaise gaye banana isse kingdom justice ke?
Justice jaaye bhaad me, ye le tu agli tareek
Justice jaaye tel lene, ye le tu asli maachis
Akshay, Saif, aur Shahrukh (Toh kya?)
Launch karne baite, apne bachcho ko sitaare
NASA jaise apna ISRO (Woh kya?)
Launch kar rae satellite kuch upar ki disha me
Pratna karu ho haadsa
Maru toh mile muaafza
Mar kar hi khoon ho thande, Mercury sunya pe aan de
Garam tu? Jaa IG pe LIVE hai Poonam Pandey
[ACT THREE]
[Intro]
Khatam nahi, abhi aur hai (Suna)
[Verse]
Tshirt meri Adidas, shoe mera Converse hi
Ghadi mera Casio, skinny jeans; konsa bhi
Prastut meri story, subah shuru hoti
Brushtooth, bas dudh ki chaai cheeni thodi
Mood pe pahocha, fir jadhu pocha
Ghasphus thoos, raat ko Maa kahe, “Jaa, tu soja”
Har din, bartan, Bar Vim, aisa phase
Har hafte, kare circus, kapde aur Surf Ex-
Cellphone se door, rakhu mein Sar aur Face
Frustate me andar se, hashmukh mera surface
Pita ne pala posa, gareebi paristithi me
Kismat ko kosa, paida tu buri teethi me
Na kichadi naseeb, kichad hoti toh kamal
Baap ke paas Bapu toh mere paas kam akkal
Ummeed andhi, chahat roti aur kam se kam namak
Jeb me Gandhi, bank me hogi unke kai humshakal
Na jhol, na jhapti, na chori chakari
Na seena jhori, na aana kaani, na cheena chaani
Cadbury mehengi mile bina gold foil case ke
Gandhi haasil hogi sidha non-violence se
Saare pussy ko paise vaalon ka fund pasand
Har haseena ko face chikna ka taste chakna pasand
Hum lump sum kam kamate aur kya, kam khaate
Pasina se paise, pleasure se orgasm paate
Agar aaj ho religious war
Khuda nahi chadega suli pe, Jebaraj Paul-
Se iss kala ka hui parichay, Saza-e-maut
Lyrics meri churi, iss kaand ka sazaa hi do
[Outro]
Sazaa ke baad mein fir se aayega (chuckles)
Etcetra (Etcetra)
Naam yaad rakh
Tab tak ke liye kaltex