Erony - Lyrics by Erony Lyrics
E'rony wasn't smart but he was always the class Clown
Vengeful teenager and the most problematic kid in town
Till he jumped over the fence and discovered Amityville
It became his own shrink, so call me Dr. Phil
Last time you heard from me I had just dropped Paradox
Now I came out of nowhere just like a horny Fox
That rap album was without doubt a huge shit
The song public enemy was as gross as my own spit
But even like that I still wanna do one more song
Do it with the same power as Godzilla and rage of King Kong
So I say I'm back everybody now suck it up and listen
Got the imagination so let's start dissing
I prepared some special rhymes with no sarcasm at all
I just killed Ghostbusters so who you gonna call?
I know that for you I'm as worthless as a Paris Hilton dog
Ahah but never forget punk that dog spelled backwards is God
Hook:
So 1,2,3 you're all listening to me
3,2,1 I don't give a fuck about anyone
My ly ly lyrics are entering inside your brain
Once you let me enter your life you go so damn insane
Sympathy for the devil, it's all I gotta say
You just sold your soul to me now there's no other way
Your boyfriend said I was a fool because I speak with an accent
Is he judging me because I ain't as dark as the rapper 50 Cent
Dude look at me I have fucking tan line
Here see this? Black and white at the same time
Just like kinder chocolate I'm always full of surprises
Hey Come close, touch me baby and you might win some prizes
Say what? Sorry dear, I don't understand what you mean!
Oh all right you're Russian, do you mind if I Putin?
Ahah mazel tov, which message I'm I trying to spread
I guess after all I might dress the same jeans as my dad
If life gives you lemons than do lemonade
To me gave me a lipstick so let's join the Gay Parade
Irony and sarcasm those are my drugs
So you know where to come when you need free hugs
I used to think I was an alien because I only speak crap
But at least I have more conscious than that Mc called Big Shack
Hook:
So 1,2,3 you're all listening to me
3,2,1 I don't give a fuck about anyone
My ly ly lyrics are entering inside your brain
Once you let me enter your life you go so damn insane
I'm so excited about this song but I don't wanna seem too eager
1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi now I can pull the trigger
Imagine if I succeed on this Mission Called Hip Hop
I Solemnly swear I will do 4 miles on a hippity hop
Now I will unleash the demon I have inside my soul
But I gotta tell you something real bro
He ain't a good fella
So just like B-Rabbit said: Fuck the beat I go acapella!!!
-Who's E'rony?
Wasn't it him the next Jay Z?
You say poor wannabe!
But can't you see?
He's as crazy as slim shady?
Sure he's gotta be
So you can't blame me
For not being a real G
But I have the same balls and motivation as Bruce Lee
Don’t judge me or I will hit you with 200 volts of electricity
I recorded my album in fucking Germany
Don't laugh bitch, that's not even my country
So clap your sweaty hands if you agree!
As Easy-E would say: Damn that shit was dope
I guess now I'm ready to finally meet the Pope
Tell him that I think I need to be exorcised
Cuz otherwise I will put every human traumatized
My math teacher always said I got brain damage
You goddamn right slut, my mind is savage
And I do got an attitude problem you lame ass lady
So I hope you don't mind that I put you against my backyard tree
Now will come the hook so again I gotta say goodbye
If you say this song is trash just remember what happened to pinoquio every time he lied
Hook:
So 1,2,3 you're all listening to me
3,2,1 I don't give a fuck about anyone
My ly ly lyrics are entering inside your brain
Once you let me enter your life you go so damn insane
Vengeful teenager and the most problematic kid in town
Till he jumped over the fence and discovered Amityville
It became his own shrink, so call me Dr. Phil
Last time you heard from me I had just dropped Paradox
Now I came out of nowhere just like a horny Fox
That rap album was without doubt a huge shit
The song public enemy was as gross as my own spit
But even like that I still wanna do one more song
Do it with the same power as Godzilla and rage of King Kong
So I say I'm back everybody now suck it up and listen
Got the imagination so let's start dissing
I prepared some special rhymes with no sarcasm at all
I just killed Ghostbusters so who you gonna call?
I know that for you I'm as worthless as a Paris Hilton dog
Ahah but never forget punk that dog spelled backwards is God
Hook:
So 1,2,3 you're all listening to me
3,2,1 I don't give a fuck about anyone
My ly ly lyrics are entering inside your brain
Once you let me enter your life you go so damn insane
Sympathy for the devil, it's all I gotta say
You just sold your soul to me now there's no other way
Your boyfriend said I was a fool because I speak with an accent
Is he judging me because I ain't as dark as the rapper 50 Cent
Dude look at me I have fucking tan line
Here see this? Black and white at the same time
Just like kinder chocolate I'm always full of surprises
Hey Come close, touch me baby and you might win some prizes
Say what? Sorry dear, I don't understand what you mean!
Oh all right you're Russian, do you mind if I Putin?
Ahah mazel tov, which message I'm I trying to spread
I guess after all I might dress the same jeans as my dad
If life gives you lemons than do lemonade
To me gave me a lipstick so let's join the Gay Parade
Irony and sarcasm those are my drugs
So you know where to come when you need free hugs
I used to think I was an alien because I only speak crap
But at least I have more conscious than that Mc called Big Shack
Hook:
So 1,2,3 you're all listening to me
3,2,1 I don't give a fuck about anyone
My ly ly lyrics are entering inside your brain
Once you let me enter your life you go so damn insane
I'm so excited about this song but I don't wanna seem too eager
1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi now I can pull the trigger
Imagine if I succeed on this Mission Called Hip Hop
I Solemnly swear I will do 4 miles on a hippity hop
Now I will unleash the demon I have inside my soul
But I gotta tell you something real bro
He ain't a good fella
So just like B-Rabbit said: Fuck the beat I go acapella!!!
-Who's E'rony?
Wasn't it him the next Jay Z?
You say poor wannabe!
But can't you see?
He's as crazy as slim shady?
Sure he's gotta be
So you can't blame me
For not being a real G
But I have the same balls and motivation as Bruce Lee
Don’t judge me or I will hit you with 200 volts of electricity
I recorded my album in fucking Germany
Don't laugh bitch, that's not even my country
So clap your sweaty hands if you agree!
As Easy-E would say: Damn that shit was dope
I guess now I'm ready to finally meet the Pope
Tell him that I think I need to be exorcised
Cuz otherwise I will put every human traumatized
My math teacher always said I got brain damage
You goddamn right slut, my mind is savage
And I do got an attitude problem you lame ass lady
So I hope you don't mind that I put you against my backyard tree
Now will come the hook so again I gotta say goodbye
If you say this song is trash just remember what happened to pinoquio every time he lied
Hook:
So 1,2,3 you're all listening to me
3,2,1 I don't give a fuck about anyone
My ly ly lyrics are entering inside your brain
Once you let me enter your life you go so damn insane