Super Smashed Bros The Marathon by Eric the Engineer Lyrics

When I’m super duper smashed bro’s
In the coupe I fast forward
Scoop her in the Mini Cooper
Just a little past Four
Stupor when she flashed those
Hooters, mind just blew up
Had to do her on the glass floors
Oops she’s on my lap for
A minute
When I’m in it
Baby please just shake that a*s more
If you want the truth, I swear that’s why I went to class for
Back then I was bored
Now I got cash on the dashboard
Flash with the passport
Trash threw my last toys
Kept Koopa Troopa, couple troopers and a Blastoise
If you slept on my past noise
I’ll put you in a cast boy
When I rap flows
Running laps slow
Life is not a race but a marathon
I want a wife with a nice face and a pair o’ thongs ( x 2 )
(This the marathon)
[Outro]
*Lighter spark*
*Inhale*
(This the marathon)
*Coughs*
(This the marathon)
(This the marathon)