Considering going to the doctor by Eric Clamsson Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Whats your star sign mine is taurus, but my testies are cancer
Balls so big, even Micheal jordan couldn't handle
Growth on my sack so large, it be looking like the black panthers
But to be honest, its feeling more like the green lantern
Lifes a game and my bag’s on sage 4, I need chemo
Tryna find my balls in a lump sack is where they got the plot for ‘finding Nemo'
Lord of the g-strings and my crotch is Smeagol
My ductus deferens are choking, its feeling like a dust pickle
Testicle tumor be looking like a nut-nipple
Sucking on it like a Popsicle
When the milk's secreting
I guess you could call it breastfeeding
Minus all the internal bleeding
Thanks for listening to my ted talk press the link to keep reading
Whats your star sign mine is taurus, but my testies are cancer
Balls so big, even Micheal jordan couldn't handle
Growth on my sack so large, it be looking like the black panthers
But to be honest, its feeling more like the green lantern
Lifes a game and my bag’s on sage 4, I need chemo
Tryna find my balls in a lump sack is where they got the plot for ‘finding Nemo'
Lord of the g-strings and my crotch is Smeagol
My ductus deferens are choking, its feeling like a dust pickle
Testicle tumor be looking like a nut-nipple
Sucking on it like a Popsicle
When the milk's secreting
I guess you could call it breastfeeding
Minus all the internal bleeding
Thanks for listening to my ted talk press the link to keep reading