Roy Hibbert Interview by Eric Andre Lyrics

[Eric Andre]
This guy plays sports cause he's tall, Roy Hibbert

*music plays*

How you doing man?

oh jeez, xyz right?

*pulls up pants*

This is fantastic.

[Roy Hibbert]
Look at your nails man

[Eric Andre]
Yeah im growing them out

Aye you play basketball nowadays huh?
[Roy Hibbert]
A little bit

[Eric Andre]
What is basketball? What is it? Is this basketball? Is that basketball? What is violence? What is basketball?

[Roy Hibbert]
I mean it can be whatever you want it to be

[Eric Andre]
Oh thank you *grabs cup*

cheers

[Roy Hibbert]
Theres nothing in that

*audience claps*

[Eric Andre]
You ever kissed a girl while she was asleep or passed out?

[Roy Hibbert]
wh-

[Hannibal]
*screams*
ohhh

wow

[Roy Hibbert]
You still have others permission?

[Eric Andre]
Who knows i was fucking like minutes ago

*audience claps*

Im ashamed of- im ashamed of-

[Roy Hibbert]
This supposed to be like uh, wheres the audience?

[Eric Andre]
Im proud to be-

[Hannibal]
Yo, gonna have my robot to take over a lil while

[Hannibal 9000]
Welcome to the show
[Eric Andre]
Roy, first question AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Hannibal 9000]
*inaudible sounds*


[Eric Andre]
FUCK sick of this robot man! SHUT THE FUCK UP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[Hannibal 9000]
Im Hannibal

*audience claps*

[Eric Andre]
*falls over boxes*
shit
That can be a question

[Roy Hibbert]
Gotta get outta here bro

[Eric Andre]
*naked*
Wait wait wait wait i have a few questions left take it easy take it easy

[Roy Hibbert]
Put your clothes back on man its not cool