Dis Raps For Hire - Season 2 Episode 8: This Guy by EpicLLOYD Lyrics
[EpicLLOYD]
When I'm sitting at home, minding my miggity own
Then get a note about some bigotry and wickedly folks
Dropping terrorist jokes about NoperdyNope
It makes me wanna wrap a rope around your thriggity throat! Oh!
Really? Still? It's giving me chills
Bitches getting cheap thrills will get me up in their grill
Because she's Muslim (dot dot), it's intense (dot dot)
Even sometimes getting punches in the stomach (dot dot)
I don't need a name for these ass-wipes; I know the type
Simple-minded vaginas can't even get their insults right
First religion, then sex; your thoughts are all non-specific
No wonder you brought up whores; your sentence structure's whore-ific
This panicky dandy is clearly a pansy
Tell this butthurt dick squirt to go change his frickin' panties
If that don't squash the squabble, take what Heath said as gospel
Give this God-awful popple a swat to the twat waffle
[Nice Peter]
Yo, Lloyd! Let me get up in this battle with you
[EpicLLOYD]
Aw shit, yeah dawg! This song is long overdue
[Nice Peter]
True, and I got a couple thoughts about this topic to boot
So make way for my Dis Raps For Hire debut
I can't stand this garbage, gotta sharpen my cleavers
And slice through the bullshit like my name was Knife Peter
So over xenophobes, man, their hatred's so old
Been around longer than it takes Lloyd to write new episodes
Some people stand by, but I won't hide my replies
To some bitch-ass little kid who can't open up his eyes
And as far as that teacher goes, I say that bitch gets an F
If they say "they can't do anything", the bitch failed a test
So let 'em talk shit like Blu berryStar said
Big fist up to the cool random person on the Internet
Repping the United States of giving no fucks
Sending 47 thumbs up a racist kid's butt
'Cause guess what? You suck if you try to pretend
This shit was built on us and them, this shit was built on a blend
If that's the shit you amend, there's nothing left to defend
So if you think you're standing up like some men, think again
Tell your friends: Dis Raps will burn you like
[Darth Vader]
Darth Vader!
[Nice Peter]
We'll drop your ass faster than a crashing elevator
'Cause this girl's mad classy; wouldn't even name her hater
I see you though, but we'll keep it between you and Ilayda!
When I'm sitting at home, minding my miggity own
Then get a note about some bigotry and wickedly folks
Dropping terrorist jokes about NoperdyNope
It makes me wanna wrap a rope around your thriggity throat! Oh!
Really? Still? It's giving me chills
Bitches getting cheap thrills will get me up in their grill
Because she's Muslim (dot dot), it's intense (dot dot)
Even sometimes getting punches in the stomach (dot dot)
I don't need a name for these ass-wipes; I know the type
Simple-minded vaginas can't even get their insults right
First religion, then sex; your thoughts are all non-specific
No wonder you brought up whores; your sentence structure's whore-ific
This panicky dandy is clearly a pansy
Tell this butthurt dick squirt to go change his frickin' panties
If that don't squash the squabble, take what Heath said as gospel
Give this God-awful popple a swat to the twat waffle
[Nice Peter]
Yo, Lloyd! Let me get up in this battle with you
[EpicLLOYD]
Aw shit, yeah dawg! This song is long overdue
[Nice Peter]
True, and I got a couple thoughts about this topic to boot
So make way for my Dis Raps For Hire debut
I can't stand this garbage, gotta sharpen my cleavers
And slice through the bullshit like my name was Knife Peter
So over xenophobes, man, their hatred's so old
Been around longer than it takes Lloyd to write new episodes
Some people stand by, but I won't hide my replies
To some bitch-ass little kid who can't open up his eyes
And as far as that teacher goes, I say that bitch gets an F
If they say "they can't do anything", the bitch failed a test
So let 'em talk shit like Blu berryStar said
Big fist up to the cool random person on the Internet
Repping the United States of giving no fucks
Sending 47 thumbs up a racist kid's butt
'Cause guess what? You suck if you try to pretend
This shit was built on us and them, this shit was built on a blend
If that's the shit you amend, there's nothing left to defend
So if you think you're standing up like some men, think again
Tell your friends: Dis Raps will burn you like
[Darth Vader]
Darth Vader!
[Nice Peter]
We'll drop your ass faster than a crashing elevator
'Cause this girl's mad classy; wouldn't even name her hater
I see you though, but we'll keep it between you and Ilayda!