Dis Raps For Hire - Season 2 Episode 4: Ethan Always by EpicLLOYD Lyrics
This ugly troller thinks he's slick and tough. What?
But he's just fucked with the biggest Billy Goat Gruff
I'll bring this fight right to your front door step, bitch!
Send this mutha fuckin' troll back up under his bridge
I be the Double L you hear from me you're sorry
I read a lot of stories. This one be for Ethan Always
Love me to dis this guy some spineless shit online
S'been on my mind a while so my friend the pleasure's mine
This wanna be cyber bully's worse than a Miley Cyrus movie
Who's he's callin' bitch and pussy lips
This guy's is as soft as Doogie Howser
You can undo some trousers and suck a thousand dicks
I'll take a thousand shits on your face to see how it fits
How nice of him congratulatin' my man Ethan right here
It's a honor being called twat of the week by the douche bag of the year
U "fukin pussy" hater. You don't need no help looking bad
You got a talent for that so thank your mom and your dad
What type of sad hack looks on facebook for his exact same name
Then takes the time to come out saying that this perfect stranger's lame
This facts this loser's displaying proves that he's got zero game
And he's just trying to find someone else online to blame
Takin' fake gangster selties for your own spank bank
Standing in the bathroom mirror making this face
Super hot bro! Yo I hope that helps
When you're home alone at night
Jerking off to yourself
This is the worst type of harassment cause you do it from a distance
Persistent cause you can hide from any face to face resistance
Little piss ants postin' pictures and comments on people's pages
Too dickless for situations where they'd need to be courageous
And the shit's contagious This other Ethan's the contagion
But I'm sorry fuck stick I'm immune like Matt Damon
My name is EpicLloyd, bitch! The first, the best, the only
The one who leaves you lonely sad and laughed at by your homies
Don't do dis raps inductions without introduction
Cause when I spit in your face I want to make sure your know who it comes from
So step offfff! Before you type your next malicious online message
Or become a part of EpicLloyd's next balanced dis-tritious breakfast
But he's just fucked with the biggest Billy Goat Gruff
I'll bring this fight right to your front door step, bitch!
Send this mutha fuckin' troll back up under his bridge
I be the Double L you hear from me you're sorry
I read a lot of stories. This one be for Ethan Always
Love me to dis this guy some spineless shit online
S'been on my mind a while so my friend the pleasure's mine
This wanna be cyber bully's worse than a Miley Cyrus movie
Who's he's callin' bitch and pussy lips
This guy's is as soft as Doogie Howser
You can undo some trousers and suck a thousand dicks
I'll take a thousand shits on your face to see how it fits
How nice of him congratulatin' my man Ethan right here
It's a honor being called twat of the week by the douche bag of the year
U "fukin pussy" hater. You don't need no help looking bad
You got a talent for that so thank your mom and your dad
What type of sad hack looks on facebook for his exact same name
Then takes the time to come out saying that this perfect stranger's lame
This facts this loser's displaying proves that he's got zero game
And he's just trying to find someone else online to blame
Takin' fake gangster selties for your own spank bank
Standing in the bathroom mirror making this face
Super hot bro! Yo I hope that helps
When you're home alone at night
Jerking off to yourself
This is the worst type of harassment cause you do it from a distance
Persistent cause you can hide from any face to face resistance
Little piss ants postin' pictures and comments on people's pages
Too dickless for situations where they'd need to be courageous
And the shit's contagious This other Ethan's the contagion
But I'm sorry fuck stick I'm immune like Matt Damon
My name is EpicLloyd, bitch! The first, the best, the only
The one who leaves you lonely sad and laughed at by your homies
Don't do dis raps inductions without introduction
Cause when I spit in your face I want to make sure your know who it comes from
So step offfff! Before you type your next malicious online message
Or become a part of EpicLloyd's next balanced dis-tritious breakfast