Steve vs. Joe 2 by Epic rap battle parodies Lyrics
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
STEVE
VERSUS
JOE
BEGIN!
[Steve]
Yo it's Steve Burns and I'm coming in hot
Blue's Clues sucks now a bit? No a lot
Even if I won you'll be wondering how
Your face will be like Magenta and Blue, Boom Kapow
I'll rub your butt and make a wish like a genie ass
Uh...uh...YOU'RE A GENIUS! :)))))))
I look fly in my green and white striped shirt, BITCH
Wait a second... AW FUCK! GODDAMMIT! SHIT!
[Joe]
If you don't shut up now then I'd like to know when
You got a fast rap last time, so here's my r-r-revenge
Oh hey it's Joe, gonna rap so fast you won't be able to tolerate it
Your ass got played by Hunter Tolliver in the last rap battle bitch, and that's some weird shit
Because he's not even around anymore, he's just some goddamn old news
Stay away from little kids and shit, that's some weird shit, I bet you show them your nudes
Now I'm gonna FLIP THE FUCK OUT all over your ass and it'll be really uncalled for
Just like you added some extra characters to the Death Note battle I suggested, you WHORE
I have to admit bro, the show's been pretty shitty
Since you left for some titties in Liberty City
[Steve:]
Hey, can I have some nudes like my original body actor?
Gotta leave for college just like my original body actor
[Joe]
Thank you Steve, that was a fucking horrible presentation
Now I'll show you that I'm loved around the nation!
[Steve]
Well, there's more episodes with me than you so you'd better be crying
I'm calling in Salt and Pepper to make you totally dying
[Salt & Pepper]
Hon hon! It's the best condiments here to make you weep!
Push it real good, like I shove a baguette inside of ye'
Let's talk about sex, baby, wait, wrong Salt and Pepper!
You cannot step to us because we are much better!
[Mailbox]
Sounds like you're a bit salty, hue hue hue
And also a bit peppery, you're a jew jew jew
It's a CLUE! Time for male time, bitch! Suck my balls
I was gonna say you won but I FOOLED YOU ALL
Yo, I'm spitting so fast, lick my butt
And Salt and Pepper, you said what?
I'm the best, I'm banging on my chest
I don't even have a chest, so lick my breast
I don't even have a breast, so lick my Shovel and Pail
You. Are. An epic fail
[Blue]
Yo, it's the blue paint that's always on the carpet
'Bout to kick your ass like it was a Sparta kick!
[Magenta]
Oh god! Please don't put me in another rap vid!
I don't want to be a porn star, you fucking immature kids!
[Steve]
Now wait a sucky second, all of you are fast rapping
But I'm the OG jew fast rapper, so please stop crapping
Steve will Sparta kick you down a notch, 'cause this is Blues Clues!
I bet you can't even handle an inch of my LONG PENIS YOU JEW
Sooo now it's time for my fast rap, I'm Steve Burns bitch
Gonna make you all Ben Drowned, and please suck my jewish clit
Oh wait I'm a male human being who does not have a vagina
You immigrated fucks, go back to Jewish China
I'm a scientific wonder, I'm on Ellen, wait that's Steve Spangler
Go watch out for your dog Joe..... Imma hang her
(Undertale-Megalovania)
[Steve]
Wha? What the fuck?
[Joe]
You've been a com......you've been in a coma for 17 years
Now let me give you my Joe and Tell you...... QUEER!
[Steve]
Oh... alright
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
STEVE
VERSUS
JOE
BEGIN!
[Steve]
Yo it's Steve Burns and I'm coming in hot
Blue's Clues sucks now a bit? No a lot
Even if I won you'll be wondering how
Your face will be like Magenta and Blue, Boom Kapow
I'll rub your butt and make a wish like a genie ass
Uh...uh...YOU'RE A GENIUS! :)))))))
I look fly in my green and white striped shirt, BITCH
Wait a second... AW FUCK! GODDAMMIT! SHIT!
[Joe]
If you don't shut up now then I'd like to know when
You got a fast rap last time, so here's my r-r-revenge
Oh hey it's Joe, gonna rap so fast you won't be able to tolerate it
Your ass got played by Hunter Tolliver in the last rap battle bitch, and that's some weird shit
Because he's not even around anymore, he's just some goddamn old news
Stay away from little kids and shit, that's some weird shit, I bet you show them your nudes
Now I'm gonna FLIP THE FUCK OUT all over your ass and it'll be really uncalled for
Just like you added some extra characters to the Death Note battle I suggested, you WHORE
I have to admit bro, the show's been pretty shitty
Since you left for some titties in Liberty City
[Steve:]
Hey, can I have some nudes like my original body actor?
Gotta leave for college just like my original body actor
[Joe]
Thank you Steve, that was a fucking horrible presentation
Now I'll show you that I'm loved around the nation!
[Steve]
Well, there's more episodes with me than you so you'd better be crying
I'm calling in Salt and Pepper to make you totally dying
[Salt & Pepper]
Hon hon! It's the best condiments here to make you weep!
Push it real good, like I shove a baguette inside of ye'
Let's talk about sex, baby, wait, wrong Salt and Pepper!
You cannot step to us because we are much better!
[Mailbox]
Sounds like you're a bit salty, hue hue hue
And also a bit peppery, you're a jew jew jew
It's a CLUE! Time for male time, bitch! Suck my balls
I was gonna say you won but I FOOLED YOU ALL
Yo, I'm spitting so fast, lick my butt
And Salt and Pepper, you said what?
I'm the best, I'm banging on my chest
I don't even have a chest, so lick my breast
I don't even have a breast, so lick my Shovel and Pail
You. Are. An epic fail
[Blue]
Yo, it's the blue paint that's always on the carpet
'Bout to kick your ass like it was a Sparta kick!
[Magenta]
Oh god! Please don't put me in another rap vid!
I don't want to be a porn star, you fucking immature kids!
[Steve]
Now wait a sucky second, all of you are fast rapping
But I'm the OG jew fast rapper, so please stop crapping
Steve will Sparta kick you down a notch, 'cause this is Blues Clues!
I bet you can't even handle an inch of my LONG PENIS YOU JEW
Sooo now it's time for my fast rap, I'm Steve Burns bitch
Gonna make you all Ben Drowned, and please suck my jewish clit
Oh wait I'm a male human being who does not have a vagina
You immigrated fucks, go back to Jewish China
I'm a scientific wonder, I'm on Ellen, wait that's Steve Spangler
Go watch out for your dog Joe..... Imma hang her
(Undertale-Megalovania)
[Steve]
Wha? What the fuck?
[Joe]
You've been a com......you've been in a coma for 17 years
Now let me give you my Joe and Tell you...... QUEER!
[Steve]
Oh... alright