King Tut vs. Yugi Muto by Epic rap battle parodies Lyrics
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
KING TUT
VERSUS
YUGI MUTO
BEGIN!
[King Tut]
Flow like the Nile, disses hot like the land that I rule
Gonna leave this grandaddy's boy royally schooled!
I'll bust your nose like the Sphinx, King Tut brings the thunder
No Magician can save you boy, I'm the eighth world wonder!
I will diss a mindless kid from ’96 in hieroglyphs!
He’ll find that my design’s divine, I’m twice as big as Cairo is!
The golden-aged boy king from the ancient era's
‘bout to go Apophis on this gothic Goku in mascara
[Yugi Muto]
Tutan, Khamun! if you really want to duel
I’ll activate my trap card under your bejeweled stool!
My friends give me strength, believe in the heart of the cards
A mummy broken as you isn’t worthy of my graveyard!
[King Tut]
I’ll banish your little deck up your anime anus!
My legacy is ageless, while you became nameless!
Your franchise is founded on myself, Ra and Isis
Now d-d-d-disappear with your silly identity crisis
[Yugi Muto]
YU-GI-OHHHHHH!
[Yami]
Of all your tall tales there’s only one thing I trust:
Your discoveries proved that you are nothing but a bust!
It's time to duel! I'm the king of Games!
And you're the off-spring of an incestuous tomb-raid!
You claim that you reign, but now I’ve been summoned
And I'll leave you puzzled for millenniums coming!
Your life points are low, you're getting overwhelmed
You just got Yu-Gi-Owned, and sent to the Shadow Realm!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
KING TUT
VERSUS
YUGI MUTO
BEGIN!
[King Tut]
Flow like the Nile, disses hot like the land that I rule
Gonna leave this grandaddy's boy royally schooled!
I'll bust your nose like the Sphinx, King Tut brings the thunder
No Magician can save you boy, I'm the eighth world wonder!
I will diss a mindless kid from ’96 in hieroglyphs!
He’ll find that my design’s divine, I’m twice as big as Cairo is!
The golden-aged boy king from the ancient era's
‘bout to go Apophis on this gothic Goku in mascara
[Yugi Muto]
Tutan, Khamun! if you really want to duel
I’ll activate my trap card under your bejeweled stool!
My friends give me strength, believe in the heart of the cards
A mummy broken as you isn’t worthy of my graveyard!
[King Tut]
I’ll banish your little deck up your anime anus!
My legacy is ageless, while you became nameless!
Your franchise is founded on myself, Ra and Isis
Now d-d-d-disappear with your silly identity crisis
[Yugi Muto]
YU-GI-OHHHHHH!
[Yami]
Of all your tall tales there’s only one thing I trust:
Your discoveries proved that you are nothing but a bust!
It's time to duel! I'm the king of Games!
And you're the off-spring of an incestuous tomb-raid!
You claim that you reign, but now I’ve been summoned
And I'll leave you puzzled for millenniums coming!
Your life points are low, you're getting overwhelmed
You just got Yu-Gi-Owned, and sent to the Shadow Realm!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!!