Leafpool vs Feathertail by Epic Rap Battles of Warriors Lyrics
LEAFPOOL
Spend all my days healing cuz that's what I do
Won't waste my precious time on a cougar like you
You say you're a savior by jumping off some cliff
Thank StarClan for ridding us of this dusty ol' bitch
First time's a fluke, third time's the charm
Sink or swim baby I'm the one who's in charge
You're a featherless bird who forgot how to fly
If you had real wings then you wouldn't have died...
I'm a med cat baby, worked hard for my name
And you'll be remembered as just some watery stain
Save more in a day than you could ever dream
So pack up, go home, and go back to your stream
FEATHERTAIL
What was that? A pathetic excuse for a rhyme?
Did Daddy not give you special treatment this time?
I died a hero, you’ll die a waste
Call yourself a warrior to save yourself some face
I saved the forest and heeded my calling
The way you behaved was quite appalling
Leaving your Clan then leaving your “mate”
Then coming back to find you were a little too late
LEAFPOOL
Don't even start with me
I've got a paw in one clan, while yours are in three.
At least my daddy wants me, doesn't cast me aside.
Yours left you hanging all high and dry.
The prophecy was right about one thing that's true
All the clans are better off now without you.
Go cry me a river, or in your case a puddle
Got nothing to say, so go and shut your muzzle.
FEATHERTAIL
Girl you’re just bitter I got the tom first
I didn’t die so you could make things worse
Lil Crowy was hurtin but you couldn’t leave it be
Had to bring it out and shut him down exactly where he’s weak
Your daddy might’ve loved you but what about your kits
Let’s not forget how much they didn’t give a shit
Your daughter almost killed you and your sons are a mess
Nah, ThunderClan ain’t really that impressed
Spend all my days healing cuz that's what I do
Won't waste my precious time on a cougar like you
You say you're a savior by jumping off some cliff
Thank StarClan for ridding us of this dusty ol' bitch
First time's a fluke, third time's the charm
Sink or swim baby I'm the one who's in charge
You're a featherless bird who forgot how to fly
If you had real wings then you wouldn't have died...
I'm a med cat baby, worked hard for my name
And you'll be remembered as just some watery stain
Save more in a day than you could ever dream
So pack up, go home, and go back to your stream
FEATHERTAIL
What was that? A pathetic excuse for a rhyme?
Did Daddy not give you special treatment this time?
I died a hero, you’ll die a waste
Call yourself a warrior to save yourself some face
I saved the forest and heeded my calling
The way you behaved was quite appalling
Leaving your Clan then leaving your “mate”
Then coming back to find you were a little too late
LEAFPOOL
Don't even start with me
I've got a paw in one clan, while yours are in three.
At least my daddy wants me, doesn't cast me aside.
Yours left you hanging all high and dry.
The prophecy was right about one thing that's true
All the clans are better off now without you.
Go cry me a river, or in your case a puddle
Got nothing to say, so go and shut your muzzle.
FEATHERTAIL
Girl you’re just bitter I got the tom first
I didn’t die so you could make things worse
Lil Crowy was hurtin but you couldn’t leave it be
Had to bring it out and shut him down exactly where he’s weak
Your daddy might’ve loved you but what about your kits
Let’s not forget how much they didn’t give a shit
Your daughter almost killed you and your sons are a mess
Nah, ThunderClan ain’t really that impressed