Graystripe Silverstream VS Bluestar Oakheart by Epic Rap Battles of Warriors Lyrics
GRAYSTRIPE
Look who just came back from the corner of irrelevance
This crazy old hag and her freaky failed romance
SILVERSTREAM
Must be fun to sit up there and watch your lover age
Cuz someone here couldn’t make it past the very first page
You're overrated
GRAYSTRIPE
Your love story is exaggerated
Caught between your clans and kin is something not so sacred
SILVERSTREAM
We both sacrificed so much to show our little ones we cared
I don't even think your kits knew of your selfish love affair
GRAYSTRIPE
Oh darling, it's not their fault they made some bad decisions
No disrespect now, Bluestar, I have just one more addition
If I've not mistaken you two were the first to break tradition
SILVERSTREAM
I bet the birds had a nice view of their awkward position
BLUESTAR
Youngsters these days! They think they have it together
They have quite the attitude ‘cause they know we did it better
I don’t recall being such a spoiled brat in my day
I’d never throw a hissy fit if things don’t go my way
OAKHEART
You always possess such an elegant quality
Sophisticated in a way these goons will never be
In what world do you leave your kits to grow up without their parents
He might be hot but he’s surely not good with common sense
BLUESTAR
Four deputies, two leaders do you think you can top that
We're a family of nobility
Nobody can stop us
OAKHEART
And hey now, Grey? Tell me who was that queen?
You picked up
Knocked up
The second Silver left the stream
SILVERSTREAM
It's funny how you have the situations all switched
'cause it was Blue who lost her lover when you got yourself squished
BLUESTAR
It's a shame
And here I thought you had some potential
But when it comes to being useful
It seems you lack the credentials
GRAYSTRIPE
Slow down there Blue
Now there’s no need to get feisty
Aren’t the leaders the ones who should be speaking politely?
BLUESTAR
Oh sorry, I forgot you spent some time on the road
You might need a brush up on the warrior code
OAKHEART
Well I can’t exactly blame ya for taking that vacation
You weren’t really the best at resisting temptation
Bluestar, my love! This is where we must depart!
But always know that our kits possess true and loyal hearts
SILVERSTREAM
My only regret is that I couldn’t survive
To see ALL of our kits make it to RiverClan alive
BLUESTAR
Clan over kin, I know I made the right decision
To serve my Clan well was always my ambition
*crickets*
GRAYSTRIPE
SPOKEN
Uh… guys?
MILLIE
Haaaaay!
Look who just came back from the corner of irrelevance
This crazy old hag and her freaky failed romance
SILVERSTREAM
Must be fun to sit up there and watch your lover age
Cuz someone here couldn’t make it past the very first page
You're overrated
GRAYSTRIPE
Your love story is exaggerated
Caught between your clans and kin is something not so sacred
SILVERSTREAM
We both sacrificed so much to show our little ones we cared
I don't even think your kits knew of your selfish love affair
GRAYSTRIPE
Oh darling, it's not their fault they made some bad decisions
No disrespect now, Bluestar, I have just one more addition
If I've not mistaken you two were the first to break tradition
SILVERSTREAM
I bet the birds had a nice view of their awkward position
BLUESTAR
Youngsters these days! They think they have it together
They have quite the attitude ‘cause they know we did it better
I don’t recall being such a spoiled brat in my day
I’d never throw a hissy fit if things don’t go my way
OAKHEART
You always possess such an elegant quality
Sophisticated in a way these goons will never be
In what world do you leave your kits to grow up without their parents
He might be hot but he’s surely not good with common sense
BLUESTAR
Four deputies, two leaders do you think you can top that
We're a family of nobility
Nobody can stop us
OAKHEART
And hey now, Grey? Tell me who was that queen?
You picked up
Knocked up
The second Silver left the stream
SILVERSTREAM
It's funny how you have the situations all switched
'cause it was Blue who lost her lover when you got yourself squished
BLUESTAR
It's a shame
And here I thought you had some potential
But when it comes to being useful
It seems you lack the credentials
GRAYSTRIPE
Slow down there Blue
Now there’s no need to get feisty
Aren’t the leaders the ones who should be speaking politely?
BLUESTAR
Oh sorry, I forgot you spent some time on the road
You might need a brush up on the warrior code
OAKHEART
Well I can’t exactly blame ya for taking that vacation
You weren’t really the best at resisting temptation
Bluestar, my love! This is where we must depart!
But always know that our kits possess true and loyal hearts
SILVERSTREAM
My only regret is that I couldn’t survive
To see ALL of our kits make it to RiverClan alive
BLUESTAR
Clan over kin, I know I made the right decision
To serve my Clan well was always my ambition
*crickets*
GRAYSTRIPE
SPOKEN
Uh… guys?
MILLIE
Haaaaay!