Steve vs Mr. Game Watch - Epic Rap Battles of Cancer by Epic Rap Battles of Cancer Lyrics
(0:10) Steve:
I’m feeling so fine baby, finally get to diss you out
Get my shit straight, suck my dick, have you moan and pout
You better run off when I grab my diamond sword and shield
You’re not cool, You’re my slave, so get back to the fields
I am a legend, created by the one and only Notch
You were created by a ching chong, suck my blocky cock
Minecraft, My-Craft, you’re fucking homosexual
You’re a 2D flat ass bitch, barely even flexible
How old are you, Grandpa? You have fucking chicken bones
You let freedom ring but never picked up the phone
(0:36) G&W:
Nigga what the fuck? What was that actual crap
You may beat me in a fight but you forgettin I’m black
Your raps are like a pig, you should get back in the wild
And that’s Ironic considering I’m the Starving African Child
Hairstyle lookin like Zuckerberg, skin tone like a cookie
Kill yourself with an Iron sword, call yourself Yuri
Bring you to the Flat Zone, get beaten by my gang
Craft a blocky noose and leave your ass hanged
You’re a quitter, I’m quicker, My disses are sicker
Did you really expect me to lose to a sand nigga?
(1:02) Herobrine:
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY? I’LL HAVE YOU TORN APART
PUT MY ASS ON YOUR FACE AND LET OUT A NICE SHART!
THIS IS THE END FOR YOU CUNT, YOU LIVE NO MORE!
END YOUR LIFE WITH MY TANTS, BLOOD AND DEATH GALORE!
(1:13) G&W:
From the 80’s and I’ve lived longer than you ever will
Plain ass blue clothes, did you buy that at Goodwill?
You’ve been put to rest, left this fake pasta slain
Read the chat messages: “-Herobrine left the game”
(1:23) Nigward:
Just like my gun, in this battle, YOU BITCHES BLEW IT!
I’m the best rapper and all of YOU GOD-DAMN KNEW IT!
You silly faggots piss me off more than Spongebob
I’M GOING TO END IT! FUCK THIS PATTY-FLIPPING JOB (dies)
Squidward's Suicide:
Barnacle heads, Fuck off, I’m workin on my art
Herobrine isn’t creepy, but really adds the gay part
This battle is retarded and super duper lame
See you in hell, I went out like Kurt Cobain
I’m feeling so fine baby, finally get to diss you out
Get my shit straight, suck my dick, have you moan and pout
You better run off when I grab my diamond sword and shield
You’re not cool, You’re my slave, so get back to the fields
I am a legend, created by the one and only Notch
You were created by a ching chong, suck my blocky cock
Minecraft, My-Craft, you’re fucking homosexual
You’re a 2D flat ass bitch, barely even flexible
How old are you, Grandpa? You have fucking chicken bones
You let freedom ring but never picked up the phone
(0:36) G&W:
Nigga what the fuck? What was that actual crap
You may beat me in a fight but you forgettin I’m black
Your raps are like a pig, you should get back in the wild
And that’s Ironic considering I’m the Starving African Child
Hairstyle lookin like Zuckerberg, skin tone like a cookie
Kill yourself with an Iron sword, call yourself Yuri
Bring you to the Flat Zone, get beaten by my gang
Craft a blocky noose and leave your ass hanged
You’re a quitter, I’m quicker, My disses are sicker
Did you really expect me to lose to a sand nigga?
(1:02) Herobrine:
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY? I’LL HAVE YOU TORN APART
PUT MY ASS ON YOUR FACE AND LET OUT A NICE SHART!
THIS IS THE END FOR YOU CUNT, YOU LIVE NO MORE!
END YOUR LIFE WITH MY TANTS, BLOOD AND DEATH GALORE!
(1:13) G&W:
From the 80’s and I’ve lived longer than you ever will
Plain ass blue clothes, did you buy that at Goodwill?
You’ve been put to rest, left this fake pasta slain
Read the chat messages: “-Herobrine left the game”
(1:23) Nigward:
Just like my gun, in this battle, YOU BITCHES BLEW IT!
I’m the best rapper and all of YOU GOD-DAMN KNEW IT!
You silly faggots piss me off more than Spongebob
I’M GOING TO END IT! FUCK THIS PATTY-FLIPPING JOB (dies)
Squidward's Suicide:
Barnacle heads, Fuck off, I’m workin on my art
Herobrine isn’t creepy, but really adds the gay part
This battle is retarded and super duper lame
See you in hell, I went out like Kurt Cobain