Nigward vs Squidward - Epic Rap Battles of Cancer by Epic Rap Battles of Cancer Lyrics
(0;11) Squidward:
I’m trying to play my clarinet, please go away
I’m so tired of having to deal with all you gays
You can call me Ricegum because I’M the supreme
I’ll kill you even harder than your already dead meme
I am Squidward Tennisballs, SHIT I MEAN TENTACLES
I’ll pour all my rage on you and cut off your testicles
Welcome to the Krusty Krab, I just wanna end it all
You better bend down when I lick your black balls
(0;33) Nigward:
Welcome to my hood, you stand no chance
Beating me when you can't have a stable romance?
Don’t face Nigward, I’ll leave ya’ face down in a ditch
Then I’ll get my boys, Spongedick and Patbitch
Shoot up Bikini Bottom and your fucking dick nose
Like my gun and your mouth, you really fuckin blow
It isn’t even a contest, you know I already won
I just ruined your life, call me Squilliam Fancyson
(0;54) Squidward:
Don’t act so tough, you died in only a week
You’re on the equivalent of drinking fucking bleach
Everyone knows there can only be one
Fuck this, i’m blocking you and i’m done
(1;05) Nigward:
You spit one more word and you’ll be thrown aside
You call yourself a threat? You commited suicide
One pop inside ya and you’ll cease to exist
Random creepypasta reference; call it red mist
I’m trying to play my clarinet, please go away
I’m so tired of having to deal with all you gays
You can call me Ricegum because I’M the supreme
I’ll kill you even harder than your already dead meme
I am Squidward Tennisballs, SHIT I MEAN TENTACLES
I’ll pour all my rage on you and cut off your testicles
Welcome to the Krusty Krab, I just wanna end it all
You better bend down when I lick your black balls
(0;33) Nigward:
Welcome to my hood, you stand no chance
Beating me when you can't have a stable romance?
Don’t face Nigward, I’ll leave ya’ face down in a ditch
Then I’ll get my boys, Spongedick and Patbitch
Shoot up Bikini Bottom and your fucking dick nose
Like my gun and your mouth, you really fuckin blow
It isn’t even a contest, you know I already won
I just ruined your life, call me Squilliam Fancyson
(0;54) Squidward:
Don’t act so tough, you died in only a week
You’re on the equivalent of drinking fucking bleach
Everyone knows there can only be one
Fuck this, i’m blocking you and i’m done
(1;05) Nigward:
You spit one more word and you’ll be thrown aside
You call yourself a threat? You commited suicide
One pop inside ya and you’ll cease to exist
Random creepypasta reference; call it red mist