Mario and Luigi vs. Chihiro Fujisaki and Mondo Owada. by Epic Rap Battles of Bruh Lyrics
Mario and Luigi:
Let’s a go, taking a shit, kick your ass in rhyme
Because we’re so pog, bout to commit a war crime
Always 1UP from the rest, No arugment we’re the best!
Your win’s hidden like Chihiro’s dick, who would of guessed
These bros got the flow to kill Chihiro and Mondo
Beat you like a dumbbell if you try to stop our Super Show!
He rides a motorcycle, and this one rides dick, Reminds me of Wario
BECAUSE THESE TWO DANGANRON-CUCKS JUST GOT BEAT BY THE MARIO BROS
Chihiro and Mondo:
We have two fat fucks invading Liberal City!
My name is Chihiro Fujisaki and I wish I had titties
Go kill yourself, we will be too much for you to handle
Preparе to be smoked like a Natsuki CUM Candlе
Call me Bowser cause I'm spitting fire like the sauna
When we beat your little asses you will cry to yo momma. (luigi!)
Suck the chode of this bro or you'll lose your life
Please let me go. I severely miss my wife
I'll throw your ass like Monokuma because you're being FUCKING BITCHES
I am now going to watch Halloween 3: Season of the Witches
I will have you know that Mario is in fact red
And just like Chihiro, you will soon be dead. (wait what)
Mario and Luigi:
Go back to your country, or we’ll be your new Monokuma!
I can’t take it anymore, I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU KOOMERS
Because when we grab a shroom, and we get high
We’ll make sure you make like Fuckisaki and DIE (wait hold on-)
SHUT UP WHORE, WE’RE NOT DONE YOU DUMB *coin sound effect* FUCKER
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI WHERE THE FUCK WAS YOUR MOTHER?
EAT THE BROWN PART OF THIS DICK, SO LET’S A GGGGOOOOOO
You’ll be smashed into one bit, as if you were Alter-Ego
With Chihiro's massive cock he makes the perfect human shield
Like when Mondo's brother’s streetrace became a battlefield!
It seems that it's Tuesday so my cock you have blew
We'll be spitting “Mondo Butter”, so it’s game over for you
Chihiro and Mondo:
Just because I'm a femboy doesn't mean I'll be blowing!
HEY CHIHIRO! (what) LET’S BE FLOOOOOWWWWWWING!!!!!!
I am incredibly serious about my masculinity so do not even dare try to diss me
We'll steal Princess Peach's titties in Liberty City!
Gay luigi? (HAH) you really fucking SUCK
I bet you kiss each-others lips you homosexual loving fucks
I am one of the featured characters of ERBoBruh!
Looks like Chihiro and Mondo just scored another- SHUT UPPPP
(Chihiro gets beaten to a bloody pulp)
(Mondo is executed)
(Mario and Luigi get shot several times by the italian cartel until they are filled with lead, and they collapse, dead.)
Let’s a go, taking a shit, kick your ass in rhyme
Because we’re so pog, bout to commit a war crime
Always 1UP from the rest, No arugment we’re the best!
Your win’s hidden like Chihiro’s dick, who would of guessed
These bros got the flow to kill Chihiro and Mondo
Beat you like a dumbbell if you try to stop our Super Show!
He rides a motorcycle, and this one rides dick, Reminds me of Wario
BECAUSE THESE TWO DANGANRON-CUCKS JUST GOT BEAT BY THE MARIO BROS
Chihiro and Mondo:
We have two fat fucks invading Liberal City!
My name is Chihiro Fujisaki and I wish I had titties
Go kill yourself, we will be too much for you to handle
Preparе to be smoked like a Natsuki CUM Candlе
Call me Bowser cause I'm spitting fire like the sauna
When we beat your little asses you will cry to yo momma. (luigi!)
Suck the chode of this bro or you'll lose your life
Please let me go. I severely miss my wife
I'll throw your ass like Monokuma because you're being FUCKING BITCHES
I am now going to watch Halloween 3: Season of the Witches
I will have you know that Mario is in fact red
And just like Chihiro, you will soon be dead. (wait what)
Mario and Luigi:
Go back to your country, or we’ll be your new Monokuma!
I can’t take it anymore, I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU KOOMERS
Because when we grab a shroom, and we get high
We’ll make sure you make like Fuckisaki and DIE (wait hold on-)
SHUT UP WHORE, WE’RE NOT DONE YOU DUMB *coin sound effect* FUCKER
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI WHERE THE FUCK WAS YOUR MOTHER?
EAT THE BROWN PART OF THIS DICK, SO LET’S A GGGGOOOOOO
You’ll be smashed into one bit, as if you were Alter-Ego
With Chihiro's massive cock he makes the perfect human shield
Like when Mondo's brother’s streetrace became a battlefield!
It seems that it's Tuesday so my cock you have blew
We'll be spitting “Mondo Butter”, so it’s game over for you
Chihiro and Mondo:
Just because I'm a femboy doesn't mean I'll be blowing!
HEY CHIHIRO! (what) LET’S BE FLOOOOOWWWWWWING!!!!!!
I am incredibly serious about my masculinity so do not even dare try to diss me
We'll steal Princess Peach's titties in Liberty City!
Gay luigi? (HAH) you really fucking SUCK
I bet you kiss each-others lips you homosexual loving fucks
I am one of the featured characters of ERBoBruh!
Looks like Chihiro and Mondo just scored another- SHUT UPPPP
(Chihiro gets beaten to a bloody pulp)
(Mondo is executed)
(Mario and Luigi get shot several times by the italian cartel until they are filled with lead, and they collapse, dead.)