Jason Voorhees vs. Normal Porn for Normal People. by Epic Rap Battles of Bruh Lyrics
Jason:
1980, been here since the beginning
I’m a Man of God Normal Porn is still Sinning
It’s Friday The 13th but also it’s also Halloween bitch
SO I’LL KILL ANOTHER CAMPER DIPPED AND FILLED WITH SHIT
I got a machete, best be ready, this bitch’s touching kids like Freddy
Dreadly Stay steady, kill a teddy, AND LEAVE YOU DEADY
Normal People, you know I kill that, Normal Porn I also watch that
Mothers, makes me sad, try me I was in Mortal Kombat
NPFNP
This shithead is the one who isn’t praying to God?
Those are big words coming from the dickwad
Used to be the biggest threat with that gigantic shaft
Now jason is up in space making fucking garbage robot braps
I know your mother's dead, you could use some manners
You're not hot - you got leaked by your fellow onlyfanners
The last time I saw your shit I nearly put a gun up my ass
I think you should calm down man for it's just an epic battle of raps
Jason
Seems like you’re drowning in my flows...wait fuck
If I wanted better lines .. I’D WATCH THE MOVIE CUCK
I see you've run out of TP, now, do you understand?
If you've got nothing else to wipe with I can lend you a hand
Jason Voorhees, chasin Whores see, as I Vore These
Gore beats, surely, make you end up like all my shitty bullies
I'd suggest getting off those stairs because you're looking like a fool
Normal porn for normal people? Not even 6'2
NPFNP
You take English, fuckhead? To avoid splices, use commas
When I saw your deceased ass mother I said "OOH BABY MAMA"
I'll be flipping the desk when I slap you with my solid "wood"
I searched up your movies and the scores were not looking good
You're the whore of Michael Myers, for dick I know your supplier
You and Ilikemenderman get off sucking guys’ survivors
It seems, in this fight, you were not prepared for my gore
Caught you in the act - JASON'S LOOKING AT PORN!
1980, been here since the beginning
I’m a Man of God Normal Porn is still Sinning
It’s Friday The 13th but also it’s also Halloween bitch
SO I’LL KILL ANOTHER CAMPER DIPPED AND FILLED WITH SHIT
I got a machete, best be ready, this bitch’s touching kids like Freddy
Dreadly Stay steady, kill a teddy, AND LEAVE YOU DEADY
Normal People, you know I kill that, Normal Porn I also watch that
Mothers, makes me sad, try me I was in Mortal Kombat
NPFNP
This shithead is the one who isn’t praying to God?
Those are big words coming from the dickwad
Used to be the biggest threat with that gigantic shaft
Now jason is up in space making fucking garbage robot braps
I know your mother's dead, you could use some manners
You're not hot - you got leaked by your fellow onlyfanners
The last time I saw your shit I nearly put a gun up my ass
I think you should calm down man for it's just an epic battle of raps
Jason
Seems like you’re drowning in my flows...wait fuck
If I wanted better lines .. I’D WATCH THE MOVIE CUCK
I see you've run out of TP, now, do you understand?
If you've got nothing else to wipe with I can lend you a hand
Jason Voorhees, chasin Whores see, as I Vore These
Gore beats, surely, make you end up like all my shitty bullies
I'd suggest getting off those stairs because you're looking like a fool
Normal porn for normal people? Not even 6'2
NPFNP
You take English, fuckhead? To avoid splices, use commas
When I saw your deceased ass mother I said "OOH BABY MAMA"
I'll be flipping the desk when I slap you with my solid "wood"
I searched up your movies and the scores were not looking good
You're the whore of Michael Myers, for dick I know your supplier
You and Ilikemenderman get off sucking guys’ survivors
It seems, in this fight, you were not prepared for my gore
Caught you in the act - JASON'S LOOKING AT PORN!