Chiaki Nanami vs. AVGN. by Epic Rap Battles of Bruh Lyrics
Chiaki
My name is Chiaki Nanami and I am a video game player
The Future Foundation Project stole money from all the taxpayers
With my artificial intelligence, I can tell you’re a *pause* dumbass
They should add rap battles to the list of genres you suck donkey dick at
Can you please leave me the fuck alone you're being a serious bother
I am a girl gamer and you are getting absolutely NONE of my bath water
You can call me Junko Enoshima, cause I ALWAYS BE KILLING IT
Then call me fire like a krabby patty I always be grillin it
AVGN
HI R-(coughs) shit. FUCK YOU
I AM NOW BATTLING THE ULTIMATE GAMER FROM DANGANRONPA 2
WOAH, A GIRL THAT LIKES FNAF? OOOOOOOOH WEE MAMA
THE ONLY DESPAIR YOUR SERIES GAVE IS MY VOTE FOR OBAMA
How am I supposed to feel bad for someone who doesn't EXIST
Danganronpa? More DANGANRONP-SHIT
You’re sober, I go to AA Meetings, still continue drinking
A killing game run by a bear? WHAT WERE THEY FUCKING THINKING
Chiaki
Wait, what were you saying? Oh Sorry, I'm fucking bored
I’ll leave you more surprised than when big chungus came bursting through your door
I don't think you'll like it very much when I smack your Jekyll and Hyde (ass)
I hope you make like Nagito Komaeda and commit suicide
Should I call up Mikan? Cause you need a fucking doctor
So yeah, I don’t like your Critic clone and no, I don’t love Poggers
I think I've won this fight and I'm trying not to be biased
But your raps make me so ill.. Despair disease or coronavirus?
AVGN
YOU’RE LIKE THE NES GHOSTBUSTERS: A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT
AND YOU’RE LIKE THE REBOOT GHOSTBUSTERS: A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT
(raspberry) YOU SUCK COCK
I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOUR ASS LIKE I WAS A TETRIS BLOCK
I WENT TO PLAY THE FIRST GAME, SO MANY SAD DEATHS TO MOURN
WENT TO THE SECOND GAME TO SEE.. CHIAKI LOOKING AT PORN
Imagine throwing your 4TH GAME into FUCKING DEVELOPMENT
GET BACK TO YOUR KILLING GAME, IT’S TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT
(tetris piece falls on chiaki [flashbang])
(avgn gets shot)
AVGN:
FUCK
My name is Chiaki Nanami and I am a video game player
The Future Foundation Project stole money from all the taxpayers
With my artificial intelligence, I can tell you’re a *pause* dumbass
They should add rap battles to the list of genres you suck donkey dick at
Can you please leave me the fuck alone you're being a serious bother
I am a girl gamer and you are getting absolutely NONE of my bath water
You can call me Junko Enoshima, cause I ALWAYS BE KILLING IT
Then call me fire like a krabby patty I always be grillin it
AVGN
HI R-(coughs) shit. FUCK YOU
I AM NOW BATTLING THE ULTIMATE GAMER FROM DANGANRONPA 2
WOAH, A GIRL THAT LIKES FNAF? OOOOOOOOH WEE MAMA
THE ONLY DESPAIR YOUR SERIES GAVE IS MY VOTE FOR OBAMA
How am I supposed to feel bad for someone who doesn't EXIST
Danganronpa? More DANGANRONP-SHIT
You’re sober, I go to AA Meetings, still continue drinking
A killing game run by a bear? WHAT WERE THEY FUCKING THINKING
Chiaki
Wait, what were you saying? Oh Sorry, I'm fucking bored
I’ll leave you more surprised than when big chungus came bursting through your door
I don't think you'll like it very much when I smack your Jekyll and Hyde (ass)
I hope you make like Nagito Komaeda and commit suicide
Should I call up Mikan? Cause you need a fucking doctor
So yeah, I don’t like your Critic clone and no, I don’t love Poggers
I think I've won this fight and I'm trying not to be biased
But your raps make me so ill.. Despair disease or coronavirus?
AVGN
YOU’RE LIKE THE NES GHOSTBUSTERS: A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT
AND YOU’RE LIKE THE REBOOT GHOSTBUSTERS: A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT
(raspberry) YOU SUCK COCK
I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOUR ASS LIKE I WAS A TETRIS BLOCK
I WENT TO PLAY THE FIRST GAME, SO MANY SAD DEATHS TO MOURN
WENT TO THE SECOND GAME TO SEE.. CHIAKI LOOKING AT PORN
Imagine throwing your 4TH GAME into FUCKING DEVELOPMENT
GET BACK TO YOUR KILLING GAME, IT’S TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT
(tetris piece falls on chiaki [flashbang])
(avgn gets shot)
AVGN:
FUCK