Rick Sanchez vs Goku - Rap Battle by Epic Rap Battles Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
GOKU!
VS!
PICKLE RICK!
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Rick Sanchez]
30,000 witches in Goku's house
God isn't real
I touched Bulma's blouse
I've got like seventy more episodes with Morty
And being with Morty
Just makes me real horny
Remember in episode 712 when you SCREAMED?
Go away, sonny boy
Stop it with your schemes
Son Goku, don't you even try to diss
I'm smart enough to be a master chiseler
On Chisel This!

[Verse 2: Goku]
I've got the Dragon Balls. I am going to win
I'm gonna eat your pickle, Rick
Oh wait
SHIT
Your mom licked my Dragon Balls (Ball Z)
I'm just Super Sayin' (saiyan)
Hamehameha
I ain't playin'
Rick Sanchez always wanna start drama
Don't make me do Dirty Sanchez
On YO MAMA
I bet your only comeback is you making a burp
Rick Sanchez winning?
(*Japanese accent) stupidest s#$! I've ever heard
[Verse 3: Rick Sanchez]
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
Give me a rub, dude
If I can take on Jerry I can take you too
You think you're tough but I got pics of you watching Glee
Drink your blood like Schezuan Sauce
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lick lick lick lick
Lick these mall's balls
Call me Trunks, I'm gonna fucking bawl
Sakurai better fucking put me in Smash Bros 5
Or else I'll get schwifty
Get dunked on
Die

[Verse 4: Goku]
(*incoherent screaming)
I'M FUCKING GOKU GOING SUPER SAIYAN
WATCH OUT BITCH
CAUSE I AIN'T LYIN
Kamehameha
THAT'S RIGHT BITCH
NOW TO FUCK YOUR MOM
Ouchies, my throat
I can't even fucking bare
Goku is here to give you a true scare
Go Away And Fuck Your Granddaughter Summer, You Fucking Jew
How Many People Can Take Son Goku?
(autotune)
Very Few
Very Few
Very Few
Very Few
*gets hit by a lazer beam and fucking dies
*cough
Ow
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
KAMEHAMEHA!