Pepe Silvia Yui Lexi edition by Epic Octoling Lyrics
{Yui Yamauchi}
This company is being bled like a stuffed pig Lexi, and I got a paper trail to prove it. Check this out, take a look at this.
{Lexianne Archdale}
Jesus Christ, Yui..
{Yui}
That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail please, Lexi? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? Pepe Silvia, this name keeps comin' up over and over and over again. Every day Pepe's mail's getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia, I look in the mail, this wholе box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his officе, I gotta put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise he's never gonna get it, it's gonna keep coming back down here. So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Lexi, what do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decided, ohh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper. There's no Pepe Silvia, you gotta be kidding me, I got boxes full of Pepe! All right, so I start marching my way down to Carol in HR, and I knock on her door and I say, "CAROL! CAROL! I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT PEPE!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no Carol in HR. Lex. Half the people in this building have been made up. This lab is a goddamn ghost town.
{Lexi}
Okay Yui, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Not only do all of these people exist, but they have been asking for their mail on a daily basis. It's all they're talking about up there. Jesus Christ, bruh. We are gonna get blacklisted.
{Yui}
Well calm down, 'cause here's one thing that's not gonna happen.
{Lexi}
What?
{Yui}
We're not gonna get blacklisted.
Cause we've been blackmailed.
{Lexi}
WE'VE BEEN BLACKMAILED?!?!
{Yui}
Apparently so. Yesterday, a paper was slipped under my door. It was a paper from the founder, company president, and CEO, Natsuya Katagawa, threatening to publicize our 180 pebibytes of Rouge the Bat hentai, so I mailed him halfway to Australia! That ugly hoe won't be figuring out how to access all 100 of my Acer laptops!
{Lexi}
Dear fuck, Yui...I'm going to have a fucking heart attack, Jesus fucking Christ...
{Yui}
Y'know what, Hugh? She's losing her mind. Give her some cocaine, maybe that'll help her.
{Lexi}
Hugh????
{Yui}
Hugh Joseph, he's the guy that tipped me off to Pepe Silvia.
{Lexi}
Fuck you mean Hugh Joseph?
{Yui}
YOU DON'T SEE HU–– oh shit.
{Lexi}
You've lost your mind. You've lost your goddamn mind, Yui.
This company is being bled like a stuffed pig Lexi, and I got a paper trail to prove it. Check this out, take a look at this.
{Lexianne Archdale}
Jesus Christ, Yui..
{Yui}
That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail please, Lexi? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? Pepe Silvia, this name keeps comin' up over and over and over again. Every day Pepe's mail's getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia, I look in the mail, this wholе box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his officе, I gotta put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise he's never gonna get it, it's gonna keep coming back down here. So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Lexi, what do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decided, ohh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper. There's no Pepe Silvia, you gotta be kidding me, I got boxes full of Pepe! All right, so I start marching my way down to Carol in HR, and I knock on her door and I say, "CAROL! CAROL! I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT PEPE!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no Carol in HR. Lex. Half the people in this building have been made up. This lab is a goddamn ghost town.
{Lexi}
Okay Yui, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Not only do all of these people exist, but they have been asking for their mail on a daily basis. It's all they're talking about up there. Jesus Christ, bruh. We are gonna get blacklisted.
{Yui}
Well calm down, 'cause here's one thing that's not gonna happen.
{Lexi}
What?
{Yui}
We're not gonna get blacklisted.
Cause we've been blackmailed.
{Lexi}
WE'VE BEEN BLACKMAILED?!?!
{Yui}
Apparently so. Yesterday, a paper was slipped under my door. It was a paper from the founder, company president, and CEO, Natsuya Katagawa, threatening to publicize our 180 pebibytes of Rouge the Bat hentai, so I mailed him halfway to Australia! That ugly hoe won't be figuring out how to access all 100 of my Acer laptops!
{Lexi}
Dear fuck, Yui...I'm going to have a fucking heart attack, Jesus fucking Christ...
{Yui}
Y'know what, Hugh? She's losing her mind. Give her some cocaine, maybe that'll help her.
{Lexi}
Hugh????
{Yui}
Hugh Joseph, he's the guy that tipped me off to Pepe Silvia.
{Lexi}
Fuck you mean Hugh Joseph?
{Yui}
YOU DON'T SEE HU–– oh shit.
{Lexi}
You've lost your mind. You've lost your goddamn mind, Yui.