Shampoo and Conditioner by Eno x Dirty Lyrics
[Intro]
[Chorus]
I'm a walking shampoo commercial
Twenty minutes slow condition
The hair shine universal
It stands out so distinctive (uh)
[Verse 1]
Flowing through the crowd like a belly dance
Colour got the tinge of a balayage
Fresh while I'm in my best dress
Clean cut get up
Prolong pose in a silly stance
No photos
Plain white tee, no logo
Eyes like the hat, Han Solo
So you think you know a bloke
But here's the thing:
Don't act, when you know you don't
Overload the mane with Pantene
Pro-V the scent stains out the canteen
French braided by two dames
In the damn street (huh)
I'm the motherfucking man gee
[Interlude]
Shampoo... conditioner...
Shampoo... conditioner...
Shampoo... conditioner...
Shampoo... conditioner...
[Verse 2]
Ay
I been Dirty from the hut too
That's from the get
Might hit ya birdie with the up to
Sippin' on the brews and a lotta gin
With my boy lose yo we gotta win
Every sip I take I stick the pinkie out
Different shit, same day gee
I get about
I might get my hips insured
I might use my fists to talk, for me
And they bilingual
Catch me in the strip club, with only five singles
Five figure pay-outs, for five minute jingles
I just wanna sell my soul, I ain't here to mingle
Nah bo
I star in the movie and I does the stunts
Put the honey in the pussy, I'm a buzzy cunt
Said she want some Manu in that
So I popped a Manu in that
[Transition]
[Verse 3]
Uh
They say "All's fair in love and war"
But that's a sad excuse for the blood to pour (uh)
That's why I'm in the booth
All I do is boast, think it's time to spit the truth
My granddad a bishop, I ain't never been religious
Used to love my missus, more than fucking bitches
Fam so big gee, it's hard to keep a track
Cuzzies in the badge, got cuzzies with they patch
Fam in the front, clan got my back
Uncle had the pumps
Used to let me shoot them out my Nana truck
And she was 90 out the sunny with the high-beam
I was like twelve double-barrel, and the Heiny (uh)
Same year I'm blazed like Johnny
Four later I was in the cage like Johnny
For the night though
Fam held me down from that tightrope
Gotta cousin right now on that lightbulb
[Chorus]
I'm a walking shampoo commercial
Twenty minutes slow condition
The hair shine universal
It stands out so distinctive (uh)
[Verse 1]
Flowing through the crowd like a belly dance
Colour got the tinge of a balayage
Fresh while I'm in my best dress
Clean cut get up
Prolong pose in a silly stance
No photos
Plain white tee, no logo
Eyes like the hat, Han Solo
So you think you know a bloke
But here's the thing:
Don't act, when you know you don't
Overload the mane with Pantene
Pro-V the scent stains out the canteen
French braided by two dames
In the damn street (huh)
I'm the motherfucking man gee
[Interlude]
Shampoo... conditioner...
Shampoo... conditioner...
Shampoo... conditioner...
Shampoo... conditioner...
[Verse 2]
Ay
I been Dirty from the hut too
That's from the get
Might hit ya birdie with the up to
Sippin' on the brews and a lotta gin
With my boy lose yo we gotta win
Every sip I take I stick the pinkie out
Different shit, same day gee
I get about
I might get my hips insured
I might use my fists to talk, for me
And they bilingual
Catch me in the strip club, with only five singles
Five figure pay-outs, for five minute jingles
I just wanna sell my soul, I ain't here to mingle
Nah bo
I star in the movie and I does the stunts
Put the honey in the pussy, I'm a buzzy cunt
Said she want some Manu in that
So I popped a Manu in that
[Transition]
[Verse 3]
Uh
They say "All's fair in love and war"
But that's a sad excuse for the blood to pour (uh)
That's why I'm in the booth
All I do is boast, think it's time to spit the truth
My granddad a bishop, I ain't never been religious
Used to love my missus, more than fucking bitches
Fam so big gee, it's hard to keep a track
Cuzzies in the badge, got cuzzies with they patch
Fam in the front, clan got my back
Uncle had the pumps
Used to let me shoot them out my Nana truck
And she was 90 out the sunny with the high-beam
I was like twelve double-barrel, and the Heiny (uh)
Same year I'm blazed like Johnny
Four later I was in the cage like Johnny
For the night though
Fam held me down from that tightrope
Gotta cousin right now on that lightbulb