Duck-Billed Platitudes by Emo Philips Lyrics

Oh the weirdest thing happened. I was walking down the street, and said to myself, my my, that's Jimmy Peterson, I haven't seen him since third grade. I went up to him and I slapped him on the back and said how’s it going you old Moron, you drunked retrograde and I knocked him down and he started screaming and I realized wait for a second, if that’s Jimmy Peterson, he would have grown up too. Oh boy.