Whoo Kid Freestyle by Eminem Lyrics
Step right up, i'm about to light up the skyline
So bright i'm about to fuck your whole night up
Light up your glow sticks, go stick a stick in your ass
This is the ghost of christmas past
This is your host, you're supposed to kiss his ass
This is gross, but listen close
Stick your whole nose in his crack then lets one go
And blows your whiskers back, then get a great whole whiff
Cause if you last it out, without passing out
You'll be on the next episode of fear factor
Yea back to, back to what?
I don't know, smack a little child actor's butt
Mike Jackson, what?
What the fuck you want? i got a blunt and some jesus juice
Who needs a excuse these days? the way they rally around
Pedophiles you're lucky i don't pee in your face
I can do anything and apologize for it later
As long as it isn't a racist tape from 88'
That cannot be forgave
If i drank pee for 18 years straight
And eat shit everyday on a porcelain plate
That was shaped like a toilet with a fork, and steak knife
For the rest of my life, i had to watch my wife
Get fucked by Vanilla Ice, twice a day
Cause i said N-I-G-G-A, when i was a teenager
Blah blah Shade-a 45
Shorty let me get your number baby, maybe
I can hump your leg, with something
But it's time for me to go, so i stopped
Jumped in the vehicle, it's like this
Because i
So bright i'm about to fuck your whole night up
Light up your glow sticks, go stick a stick in your ass
This is the ghost of christmas past
This is your host, you're supposed to kiss his ass
This is gross, but listen close
Stick your whole nose in his crack then lets one go
And blows your whiskers back, then get a great whole whiff
Cause if you last it out, without passing out
You'll be on the next episode of fear factor
Yea back to, back to what?
I don't know, smack a little child actor's butt
Mike Jackson, what?
What the fuck you want? i got a blunt and some jesus juice
Who needs a excuse these days? the way they rally around
Pedophiles you're lucky i don't pee in your face
I can do anything and apologize for it later
As long as it isn't a racist tape from 88'
That cannot be forgave
If i drank pee for 18 years straight
And eat shit everyday on a porcelain plate
That was shaped like a toilet with a fork, and steak knife
For the rest of my life, i had to watch my wife
Get fucked by Vanilla Ice, twice a day
Cause i said N-I-G-G-A, when i was a teenager
Blah blah Shade-a 45
Shorty let me get your number baby, maybe
I can hump your leg, with something
But it's time for me to go, so i stopped
Jumped in the vehicle, it's like this
Because i