Steve Berman Skit 2001 by Eminem Lyrics
[Skit: Eminem, Steve Berman]
[*"The Way I Am" by Eminem plays in the background*]
*Eminem opens the door*
"Hey Steve... Uh, Vanessa said you wanted to see me? What's up?"
"Marshall... I can call you Marshall, right?"
"Uhh... sure"
"Good
Sit the fuck down for a second"
"Okay"
"Do you just fucking hate me?"
"Hate you? What—"
"What the fuck have I ever done to you?
Your last record, we got lucky
This D12 album is fucked!"
"What's wrong with it?"
"I don't wanna rape my grandmother!
I don't wanna have sex with pitbulls!
I wanna roll on dubs, I want throw bows, I wanna rock prada!"
"Rock prada?"
"And who the fuck is this Bizarre guy?"
"What do you mean?"
"Do you need a cat-scan?! Where the fuck did you find this guy?!"
"I—I mean, I've known him for like..."
"This album's never coming out"
"Steve, you've only heard one song!"
"Fuck you! Get the fuck outta here!
Now!"
"O-Okay, okay, shit!!"
[*"The Way I Am" by Eminem plays in the background*]
*Eminem opens the door*
"Hey Steve... Uh, Vanessa said you wanted to see me? What's up?"
"Marshall... I can call you Marshall, right?"
"Uhh... sure"
"Good
Sit the fuck down for a second"
"Okay"
"Do you just fucking hate me?"
"Hate you? What—"
"What the fuck have I ever done to you?
Your last record, we got lucky
This D12 album is fucked!"
"What's wrong with it?"
"I don't wanna rape my grandmother!
I don't wanna have sex with pitbulls!
I wanna roll on dubs, I want throw bows, I wanna rock prada!"
"Rock prada?"
"And who the fuck is this Bizarre guy?"
"What do you mean?"
"Do you need a cat-scan?! Where the fuck did you find this guy?!"
"I—I mean, I've known him for like..."
"This album's never coming out"
"Steve, you've only heard one song!"
"Fuck you! Get the fuck outta here!
Now!"
"O-Okay, okay, shit!!"