Brenda Skit by Eminem Lyrics
[Dialogue: Eminem & Brenda]
**Dial tone**
(Good evening how can I help you?)
Hi baby, how you doing?
(Fine thanks)
What's up? it's me
(Who's me?)
Umm, Marshall
(I don't know who Marshall is)
Really this is Kim right?
(Hahhahah, no it's not I make the appointments for Kim, hold on)
Ohh I'm sorry
**Hold music**
(I'm sorry, go ahead)
Hi baby, it's me
(It's... I'm not baby, my name is Brenda and I make the appointments for Kim. Would you like to make an appointment sir?)
This is Brenda?
(Uhuh)
Yo what the fuck... Brenda... I knew it I fuckin' knew it Brenda you told me you didn't do this shit. I was gonna get the security fence an everything around the fucking house. I was gonna fix the window, everything. You told me you didn't do this shit. Why do you do this to me?
(What arе you talking about?)
Brenda!
(Hah, who are you? hahaha)
I can't beliеve I finally fucking found you. You treated me like shit, you fuckin' know you treat me- you treat me like shit (haha) I'm tellin'- (hahaha) Why you laughing at me? (I don't know who the hell you are are hahahaha) Yo you know who the fuck I am bitch this is- (Leave the drugs alone over there) Yo what the fuck
(What's going on?) Yo what the fuck (*indescribable*)
Yo who you talkin' to?, who you talkin' to? (Who are you talkin' to?)
I'll come down there and fuckin' pop you I swear to god you- (Really? really?) fucking slut, I'll kill you (You feelin' foggy? those drugs-) I'll fucking kill you (Ayyy) I'll kill your ass you motherfucking bit- (Well I'm right here) You told me (What's up? what you got?) You told me (What you got?) You told me you loved me. Why did you tell me you love me then? (What?) Why you tell me you love me then? (Who are you?) Motherfucker, I cannot fuckin' believe you're gonna sit there an play stupid. You gonna play stupid with me? (Oh my god) Oh let's play stupid, It's time to play stupid Brenda. (Well you already started it and won the game) Brenda, you think I don't remember? "I saw you and him, walkin' in the rain". You're fuckin' him ain't you? (Who is this?) You're fuckin' him ain't you? (Who's him?) Bitch, (Who are you?) This is Slim Mothafuckin' Shady (Who are you?)
**Dial tone**
(Good evening how can I help you?)
Hi baby, how you doing?
(Fine thanks)
What's up? it's me
(Who's me?)
Umm, Marshall
(I don't know who Marshall is)
Really this is Kim right?
(Hahhahah, no it's not I make the appointments for Kim, hold on)
Ohh I'm sorry
**Hold music**
(I'm sorry, go ahead)
Hi baby, it's me
(It's... I'm not baby, my name is Brenda and I make the appointments for Kim. Would you like to make an appointment sir?)
This is Brenda?
(Uhuh)
Yo what the fuck... Brenda... I knew it I fuckin' knew it Brenda you told me you didn't do this shit. I was gonna get the security fence an everything around the fucking house. I was gonna fix the window, everything. You told me you didn't do this shit. Why do you do this to me?
(What arе you talking about?)
Brenda!
(Hah, who are you? hahaha)
I can't beliеve I finally fucking found you. You treated me like shit, you fuckin' know you treat me- you treat me like shit (haha) I'm tellin'- (hahaha) Why you laughing at me? (I don't know who the hell you are are hahahaha) Yo you know who the fuck I am bitch this is- (Leave the drugs alone over there) Yo what the fuck
(What's going on?) Yo what the fuck (*indescribable*)
Yo who you talkin' to?, who you talkin' to? (Who are you talkin' to?)
I'll come down there and fuckin' pop you I swear to god you- (Really? really?) fucking slut, I'll kill you (You feelin' foggy? those drugs-) I'll fucking kill you (Ayyy) I'll kill your ass you motherfucking bit- (Well I'm right here) You told me (What's up? what you got?) You told me (What you got?) You told me you loved me. Why did you tell me you love me then? (What?) Why you tell me you love me then? (Who are you?) Motherfucker, I cannot fuckin' believe you're gonna sit there an play stupid. You gonna play stupid with me? (Oh my god) Oh let's play stupid, It's time to play stupid Brenda. (Well you already started it and won the game) Brenda, you think I don't remember? "I saw you and him, walkin' in the rain". You're fuckin' him ain't you? (Who is this?) You're fuckin' him ain't you? (Who's him?) Bitch, (Who are you?) This is Slim Mothafuckin' Shady (Who are you?)