Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up by Emily Ellis Lyrics
[Intro]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here
[Verse]
Y'll act like you never heard a white person before
His rhymes are a bore, punk kid trying to be hard core (Yo! What's up?)
The mushroom mouth is back worse than before
Making us snore, whining in the microphone
It's the return of the—oh, wait, no, wait, you're a fool
You didn't pay money for this CD, did you?
And Dr. Dre did everything, you idiot
Without Dre's defense you're as good as dead
The world's had enough of Eminem
Jiggy, jiggy, even his girlfriend's cheatin' on him
Look at him, walking around living off Dre, acting so cool
But he's really kinda weak, though
Little twit blasts me on his new CD
Why? 'Cause I turned him down for a date, hehe
As for the question of who came first
Was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst?
I'm sorry Slim, but this is gonna hurt
They both came closer than you ever will, jerk
Your song is on my nerves, your song is on my nerves
You're kinda lucky 'cause you got more fame than you deserve
That's the message that I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know what talent is
Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do
You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoons
You ain't nothin but a product, packaged to be bought up
You know, a year from now, you won't be thought of
So you write about dead animals and cannibals
And some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals
And there's a million women just like me, that think like me, that all can see that
Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me
[Chorus]
You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real Shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating
So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up
Please shut up, please shut up?
You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating
So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up
Please shut up, please shut up?
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here
[Verse]
Y'll act like you never heard a white person before
His rhymes are a bore, punk kid trying to be hard core (Yo! What's up?)
The mushroom mouth is back worse than before
Making us snore, whining in the microphone
It's the return of the—oh, wait, no, wait, you're a fool
You didn't pay money for this CD, did you?
And Dr. Dre did everything, you idiot
Without Dre's defense you're as good as dead
The world's had enough of Eminem
Jiggy, jiggy, even his girlfriend's cheatin' on him
Look at him, walking around living off Dre, acting so cool
But he's really kinda weak, though
Little twit blasts me on his new CD
Why? 'Cause I turned him down for a date, hehe
As for the question of who came first
Was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst?
I'm sorry Slim, but this is gonna hurt
They both came closer than you ever will, jerk
Your song is on my nerves, your song is on my nerves
You're kinda lucky 'cause you got more fame than you deserve
That's the message that I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know what talent is
Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do
You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoons
You ain't nothin but a product, packaged to be bought up
You know, a year from now, you won't be thought of
So you write about dead animals and cannibals
And some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals
And there's a million women just like me, that think like me, that all can see that
Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me
[Chorus]
You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real Shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating
So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up
Please shut up, please shut up?
You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating
So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up
Please shut up, please shut up?