Alone On Christmas explicit by Emerson Brophy Lyrics
You deserve tinsel rash
You deserve gift cards for shops that you've never shopped at
You deserve burnt food, no booze
And 'All I Want For Christmas' in your head on loop
You deserve long conversations with drunken family family members
And shopper centre car parks every weekend of December
And although we never got along and I love it when your plans go wrong
Nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas
-Musical bit whеre the music becomеs more jolly-
But you deserve to babysit sugar-crashing children
And Acapella Christmas Albums
Unless you like that, and then you get
No Acapella Christmas Albums
Deserve to wrap gifts in odd-shaped boxes
Fairy lights tangled up in knots and
To give someone a gift that you think they'll like but their eyes tell you that they do not
And you know i wouldn't shed a tear if you're lonely every day next year
But nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas
Being a Grinch is not my style
But my heart shrinks three sizes every time I see you smile
I hope that Santa brings to you
A very scary Christmas, and a crappy New Year
But seriously, I hope yours are bad
And so I wish that you'd get hit by piles of flying reindeer shit
I made my list and checked it twice and that's right! You're still a total dick!
Even though our less-than-jolly history
Makes me wanna set fire to your Christmas Tree
Nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas
Nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas
Except for you
You deserve gift cards for shops that you've never shopped at
You deserve burnt food, no booze
And 'All I Want For Christmas' in your head on loop
You deserve long conversations with drunken family family members
And shopper centre car parks every weekend of December
And although we never got along and I love it when your plans go wrong
Nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas
-Musical bit whеre the music becomеs more jolly-
But you deserve to babysit sugar-crashing children
And Acapella Christmas Albums
Unless you like that, and then you get
No Acapella Christmas Albums
Deserve to wrap gifts in odd-shaped boxes
Fairy lights tangled up in knots and
To give someone a gift that you think they'll like but their eyes tell you that they do not
And you know i wouldn't shed a tear if you're lonely every day next year
But nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas
Being a Grinch is not my style
But my heart shrinks three sizes every time I see you smile
I hope that Santa brings to you
A very scary Christmas, and a crappy New Year
But seriously, I hope yours are bad
And so I wish that you'd get hit by piles of flying reindeer shit
I made my list and checked it twice and that's right! You're still a total dick!
Even though our less-than-jolly history
Makes me wanna set fire to your Christmas Tree
Nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas
Nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas
Except for you