Random Sandy Places by Elro Lyrics
[Verse 1: Elro]
I'm on my way to the coast to make the most of the heat
My skin is white as a ghost I need the roast heat
At 5 up my five door its time for
Me to get that AC on, we'll get high more
Blue skies, big birds flying over my head
I dread staying in the sun cause my skin goes red
Creamed up, it seems that my beer gut its holding me back
Cause I want sluts which is weird but
Weird butts can be feared but fear not
You'll have a laugh in the sack, so lift your beers up
Roughed up we arrive at the coast
My mate's barfed up and now is starting to boast
For some reason my head's not in the right place
Sprite taste in my mouth seems a slight waste
Flip flops I notice a rip in my top
Shit it's all gone wrong time to swap
[Hook]
Random sandy places in the sun smoking weed
I can't work out if birds are clocking or they laughing at me
It was never gonna be the day I planned it to be
Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea
Oh, how I
[Verse 2]
Beach ball I feel tall and wiry
The chicks looking at my mates won't admire me
I sit down, her skin's brown, she's shyer than me
Maybe I should slim down and maybe drown in the sea
Either way I'll smell, shellfish around me
Well not if she's clean but now I'm doubting
My head down, I reach down and then I skin up a bitch
She gets and whiff and smiles and comes over and sits
'you smoke green?' I said yes I mean to smoke less
When I'm lean my head feels the best
I pass the biff, we laughed on the cliff
We exchange thoughts and past times, I'm half stiff
She says she knows a good cave I can visit
My heart beats with the thoughts I envisage
As we arrive the tide is high
High as a kite we start kissin'
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
She puts my hand on her chest then as I fumble her breast
I clock two more chicks guarding the birds nest
Not the birds nest I wanna get into
I wanna get into hers, it seems simple
She unbuttons my shorts I feel awkward
There's all types of sea life, we move forward
I slide up, slide in tweet hash tag win
Shit that hurts, feels like a sting
We hesitate and investigate what the pain is
She got sand on her body in strange places
Strange thing, but we go again and embrace it
But the look on my face is replaced with concern
My sunburn is spread to my dick
I packed 'after sun' but no 'after chick'
I'm gonna have to be honest here we clicked
But bitch, you got sand around your clit
[Hook]
Random sandy places in the sun smoking weed
I can't work out if birds are clocking or they're laughing at me
It was never gonna be the day I planned it to be
Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea
Random sandy places in the sun smoking weed
I can't work out if birds are clocking or they're laughing at me
It was never gonna be the day I planned it to be
Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea
Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea
Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea
Oh, how I
I'm on my way to the coast to make the most of the heat
My skin is white as a ghost I need the roast heat
At 5 up my five door its time for
Me to get that AC on, we'll get high more
Blue skies, big birds flying over my head
I dread staying in the sun cause my skin goes red
Creamed up, it seems that my beer gut its holding me back
Cause I want sluts which is weird but
Weird butts can be feared but fear not
You'll have a laugh in the sack, so lift your beers up
Roughed up we arrive at the coast
My mate's barfed up and now is starting to boast
For some reason my head's not in the right place
Sprite taste in my mouth seems a slight waste
Flip flops I notice a rip in my top
Shit it's all gone wrong time to swap
[Hook]
Random sandy places in the sun smoking weed
I can't work out if birds are clocking or they laughing at me
It was never gonna be the day I planned it to be
Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea
Oh, how I
[Verse 2]
Beach ball I feel tall and wiry
The chicks looking at my mates won't admire me
I sit down, her skin's brown, she's shyer than me
Maybe I should slim down and maybe drown in the sea
Either way I'll smell, shellfish around me
Well not if she's clean but now I'm doubting
My head down, I reach down and then I skin up a bitch
She gets and whiff and smiles and comes over and sits
'you smoke green?' I said yes I mean to smoke less
When I'm lean my head feels the best
I pass the biff, we laughed on the cliff
We exchange thoughts and past times, I'm half stiff
She says she knows a good cave I can visit
My heart beats with the thoughts I envisage
As we arrive the tide is high
High as a kite we start kissin'
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
She puts my hand on her chest then as I fumble her breast
I clock two more chicks guarding the birds nest
Not the birds nest I wanna get into
I wanna get into hers, it seems simple
She unbuttons my shorts I feel awkward
There's all types of sea life, we move forward
I slide up, slide in tweet hash tag win
Shit that hurts, feels like a sting
We hesitate and investigate what the pain is
She got sand on her body in strange places
Strange thing, but we go again and embrace it
But the look on my face is replaced with concern
My sunburn is spread to my dick
I packed 'after sun' but no 'after chick'
I'm gonna have to be honest here we clicked
But bitch, you got sand around your clit
[Hook]
Random sandy places in the sun smoking weed
I can't work out if birds are clocking or they're laughing at me
It was never gonna be the day I planned it to be
Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea
Random sandy places in the sun smoking weed
I can't work out if birds are clocking or they're laughing at me
It was never gonna be the day I planned it to be
Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea
Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea
Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea
Oh, how I