Fried Motzzerella Tom Diss Track V2 by Ellioshow Lyrics
[Intro: Ellioshow & (Ragabash)]
Yeah you know we got Halkidis on the track (Ellioshow)
C'mon Tom, dunno if you can take the heat (Ragabash)
'Cause it's about to get hot
Yeah real hot
Let me show you how to really make a diss track
Yeah here we go
(Ohhhmangoddamn)
[Verse 1: Ellioshow & (Ragabash)]
Rip you and your rap into pieces, yeah imma do that
Bout to split you thru the middle like a god-dang kitkat
You know my raps are as fresh as a motherfucking tic-tac
We going drive by for that git git gat
You know you can't escape, its because you're out of shape
Are you still scared of watching Planet of the Apes? (Wooo)
I see you shed a tear, I know it's your biggest fear
But we all know that the Giants ain't winning this year
You're just a clown
I'm wearing the crown
Everybody knows there's a new rap king in town
In my rhymes you will drown
Have you been to my rap kingdom? (Oh no)
Here, let me show you around
1000 hours in CS:GO
But still gold nova is a no go
I'm still carrying you bro
My aim is a piece of art I'm talking Van Gogh
Yeah it's fitting you work at KFC 'cause you a chicken
The shit you serve ain't anywhere close to finger licken'
Hi! Could I get a Pepsi and a chicken tender
And can you tell your employee Tom that I accept his surrender
Ellioshow is at your door knock, knock, knock
Nothing will stop him not even a lock, lock, lock
Are you so bad at football you lost to Josh Jock? (What?)
Evidence points to a lack of skill, call me Sherlock
Playing Pokemon Go why would you reinstall?
Go Ellioshow, use fireball
Look at these hands you 'bout to catch 'em all
You going down baby this shit will be your downfall
You know what I'm sayin' bitch (Oh what)
I am not playing bitch (Oh what)
Goin' Super Saiyan bitch (Oh what)
Always I'm slayin' bitch (Oh what, sheesh)
This diss has been ticking like a time bomb it 'bout to go off
My raps are as sick as a bitch with fucking whooping cough
No wonder your parents decided not to have another
'Cause they know you're nothing compared to both of your brothers
Esketit
[Interlude: Ragabash]
Ok, Ok
Hold on a minute
Gotta make daddy Kerser proud
[Verse 2: Ragabash]
(I'm a feminist)
Imma kill this track
I ain't holdin' it back
I'm just like Ronaldo, 'cause I'm on the attack
You're an unhealthy height go book an appointment
Two whole metres of nothing but disappointment
You call yourself the Vanilla OJ
Because you're not black, but you're still OJ? (I'm a feminist)
Feeling like a savage might also diss Jay
All the bars that I'm writing sweet as a sundae (Chlamydia)
Rappin' laps around you like I'm on a raceway
And yeah I'm a Ferrari you just a Hyundai
Better lift that 4% to avoid an asterix
Or all you ever earn's a free beer at Northey's (Fuck)
This track bout to explode call this shit Pompeii
Rhymezone.com? That ain't wordplay
Now you wanna respond? Here I'll hold your latte
Just so you can hold this L, because Tom?
It's mayday
Yeah you know we got Halkidis on the track (Ellioshow)
C'mon Tom, dunno if you can take the heat (Ragabash)
'Cause it's about to get hot
Yeah real hot
Let me show you how to really make a diss track
Yeah here we go
(Ohhhmangoddamn)
[Verse 1: Ellioshow & (Ragabash)]
Rip you and your rap into pieces, yeah imma do that
Bout to split you thru the middle like a god-dang kitkat
You know my raps are as fresh as a motherfucking tic-tac
We going drive by for that git git gat
You know you can't escape, its because you're out of shape
Are you still scared of watching Planet of the Apes? (Wooo)
I see you shed a tear, I know it's your biggest fear
But we all know that the Giants ain't winning this year
You're just a clown
I'm wearing the crown
Everybody knows there's a new rap king in town
In my rhymes you will drown
Have you been to my rap kingdom? (Oh no)
Here, let me show you around
1000 hours in CS:GO
But still gold nova is a no go
I'm still carrying you bro
My aim is a piece of art I'm talking Van Gogh
Yeah it's fitting you work at KFC 'cause you a chicken
The shit you serve ain't anywhere close to finger licken'
Hi! Could I get a Pepsi and a chicken tender
And can you tell your employee Tom that I accept his surrender
Ellioshow is at your door knock, knock, knock
Nothing will stop him not even a lock, lock, lock
Are you so bad at football you lost to Josh Jock? (What?)
Evidence points to a lack of skill, call me Sherlock
Playing Pokemon Go why would you reinstall?
Go Ellioshow, use fireball
Look at these hands you 'bout to catch 'em all
You going down baby this shit will be your downfall
You know what I'm sayin' bitch (Oh what)
I am not playing bitch (Oh what)
Goin' Super Saiyan bitch (Oh what)
Always I'm slayin' bitch (Oh what, sheesh)
This diss has been ticking like a time bomb it 'bout to go off
My raps are as sick as a bitch with fucking whooping cough
No wonder your parents decided not to have another
'Cause they know you're nothing compared to both of your brothers
Esketit
[Interlude: Ragabash]
Ok, Ok
Hold on a minute
Gotta make daddy Kerser proud
[Verse 2: Ragabash]
(I'm a feminist)
Imma kill this track
I ain't holdin' it back
I'm just like Ronaldo, 'cause I'm on the attack
You're an unhealthy height go book an appointment
Two whole metres of nothing but disappointment
You call yourself the Vanilla OJ
Because you're not black, but you're still OJ? (I'm a feminist)
Feeling like a savage might also diss Jay
All the bars that I'm writing sweet as a sundae (Chlamydia)
Rappin' laps around you like I'm on a raceway
And yeah I'm a Ferrari you just a Hyundai
Better lift that 4% to avoid an asterix
Or all you ever earn's a free beer at Northey's (Fuck)
This track bout to explode call this shit Pompeii
Rhymezone.com? That ain't wordplay
Now you wanna respond? Here I'll hold your latte
Just so you can hold this L, because Tom?
It's mayday