WAP - Well-Armed Peasants Cardi B WAP Parody by Elise Roth Lyrics
Lords in this house
Theres some lords in this house
Theres some lords in this house
Theres some lords in this house
I said life's looking bleak
Toiling seven days a week
But now we’re Well armed peasants
This rebellion ain't weak!
Aye, aye, aye, aye
Aye, thou art overtaxing well armed peasants
Bring a pitchfork and a torch
For we're well armed peasants
All thy kingdoms for a horse for these wеll armed peasants
Hallowed halls, noblеs eating feasts
While we labour near deceased
Magna carta? oh vassal, please
Mediocris, at the very least
Enough’s enough, we've captured thou bride
Want her back? Time to abide
Else we plot, thy regicide
Or there's the moat, go take a dive
We'll tie you up, and I advise
Shut thy mouth, thou'rt despised
We're gonna hang, draw, and quarter you
From thy codpiece up to thine eyes
A touch extreme, thee may scream
Fie we say, "end the regime"
You doth not cook, you doth not clean
But soon all your maids will live like queens
Serving thee, tithing thee, never be the bourgeoisie
Quick, hold thy tongue while polishing the filigree
We're striking with the serfs til they hand over the castle keys
Fain to perish fore i have a noble ruling me
Seditious talk, hither lets walk
Uneasy lords watch us like a hawk
Thou really mayn't never lift a finger for a thing
Just like a drawbridge – down with the king!
Hide thy crown and thy cloak
For we’re well armed peasants
Dare thy knights, for half a groat
To fight us well armed peasants
Give up your fiefdom to this throng
Of well armed peasants
Just call Wat Tyler if you wanna see
Some well armed peasants
Fie, fie, fie
Fie, no more dining on thine wine and pheasants
Bring a pitchfork and a torch, we’re some well armed peasants
Give us everything you GOT for us well armed peasants
Now from the summit, thou shall plummet
For we're well armed peasants
Get your own mop and bucket
Now we’re well armed peasants
Bards cry WAP WAP WAP
They're some well armed peasants
In the dungeons you shall rot
Now we're well armed peasants…
There were lords in this house
There were lords in this house
No more lords in this house
No more lords in this house!
Theres some lords in this house
Theres some lords in this house
Theres some lords in this house
I said life's looking bleak
Toiling seven days a week
But now we’re Well armed peasants
This rebellion ain't weak!
Aye, aye, aye, aye
Aye, thou art overtaxing well armed peasants
Bring a pitchfork and a torch
For we're well armed peasants
All thy kingdoms for a horse for these wеll armed peasants
Hallowed halls, noblеs eating feasts
While we labour near deceased
Magna carta? oh vassal, please
Mediocris, at the very least
Enough’s enough, we've captured thou bride
Want her back? Time to abide
Else we plot, thy regicide
Or there's the moat, go take a dive
We'll tie you up, and I advise
Shut thy mouth, thou'rt despised
We're gonna hang, draw, and quarter you
From thy codpiece up to thine eyes
A touch extreme, thee may scream
Fie we say, "end the regime"
You doth not cook, you doth not clean
But soon all your maids will live like queens
Serving thee, tithing thee, never be the bourgeoisie
Quick, hold thy tongue while polishing the filigree
We're striking with the serfs til they hand over the castle keys
Fain to perish fore i have a noble ruling me
Seditious talk, hither lets walk
Uneasy lords watch us like a hawk
Thou really mayn't never lift a finger for a thing
Just like a drawbridge – down with the king!
Hide thy crown and thy cloak
For we’re well armed peasants
Dare thy knights, for half a groat
To fight us well armed peasants
Give up your fiefdom to this throng
Of well armed peasants
Just call Wat Tyler if you wanna see
Some well armed peasants
Fie, fie, fie
Fie, no more dining on thine wine and pheasants
Bring a pitchfork and a torch, we’re some well armed peasants
Give us everything you GOT for us well armed peasants
Now from the summit, thou shall plummet
For we're well armed peasants
Get your own mop and bucket
Now we’re well armed peasants
Bards cry WAP WAP WAP
They're some well armed peasants
In the dungeons you shall rot
Now we're well armed peasants…
There were lords in this house
There were lords in this house
No more lords in this house
No more lords in this house!