To Angry Patrick by Elijah Quddusi Lyrics
[Intro]
Ayy, It's Patrick
Everyone's favourite person
As time flies
Your fate seems to worsen
[Bridge]
Admit your fate mate
You sound like you are eight
Tryna find a person to date
Don't use yourself as bait
[Verse 1]
So you are an epitome
Complete opposite of misery
I seem to think quite differently
I'm going to say quite bitterly
I get excluded for a piece of cutlery
And all you have is a sense of mockery
[Verse 2]
I'm so obsessed with you
I watch all your videos
Ooh onе hundred and fifty eight subs
I wish I had that many dubs
Oops, you just lost one
Just likе I did your mum
Oof, that was a bit too harsh
But lets be honest
You look like a marsh
[Bridge]
Look at this dude
He's into the mood
To touch little kids
And lock em in his room
[Verse 3]
Spoiled little brat
You look like Matt
From Wii Sports
Compared to me you are short
[Verse 4]
I can't blame you though
Trying to get hoes
I said trying at least
Unleash to a beast
What's this? A small boy meat sceptre?
I bet it shoots out nectar
Like a nascar from asgard
[Bridge]
Have you seen your shitty clickbait?
Why do you get love, and not hate?
I disliked every video
Hope I don't get chlamydia
Your channel is mediocre
[Verse 5]
If you were in any other school
You'd be a loner
If you are so generous
Why don't you become a doner
Give your heart to homer
[Verse 6]
Put the cons to a side
Let's look at the pros
Hmm, Oh I've got one!
Oh shoot, it slipped out of my brain
Probably because you're lame
Take a walk of shame
Get a cat like Shane
[Bridge]
That money though
Two dollars a month
Heck, that's a bunch!
Enough to feed the family?
Enough to pay the rent?
[Verse 7]
In all honesty
I've got nothing against you
But there are flaws that need to be addressed to...
[Freestyle]
[?] black sheep
Walking dead
All I see is red
Only real
No pretend
'Till you are here
Take a peek
Pray to god before I go to sleep
What you did
Only green grill nights what it seems
Money roots got a grip
No time in life
Don't let it slip
Help me, Oh I'm sinking fast
Holy rolly smoking glass
I am lost or I am found
[?] hollow ground
What the priest must peek
Follow me
Getting cheeky
For softer than a cabbage patch
Growing a habitat
Salvage a rat
Stab a cat
Choking on this battle axe
Despite my pain
I rate the chain
No more insane
I light my flame
I'm going to rest
I must confess
There is a test
I cry my best
Look at you and see there's darkness in me
Get mad...
I go Crazy
Ayy, It's Patrick
Everyone's favourite person
As time flies
Your fate seems to worsen
[Bridge]
Admit your fate mate
You sound like you are eight
Tryna find a person to date
Don't use yourself as bait
[Verse 1]
So you are an epitome
Complete opposite of misery
I seem to think quite differently
I'm going to say quite bitterly
I get excluded for a piece of cutlery
And all you have is a sense of mockery
[Verse 2]
I'm so obsessed with you
I watch all your videos
Ooh onе hundred and fifty eight subs
I wish I had that many dubs
Oops, you just lost one
Just likе I did your mum
Oof, that was a bit too harsh
But lets be honest
You look like a marsh
[Bridge]
Look at this dude
He's into the mood
To touch little kids
And lock em in his room
[Verse 3]
Spoiled little brat
You look like Matt
From Wii Sports
Compared to me you are short
[Verse 4]
I can't blame you though
Trying to get hoes
I said trying at least
Unleash to a beast
What's this? A small boy meat sceptre?
I bet it shoots out nectar
Like a nascar from asgard
[Bridge]
Have you seen your shitty clickbait?
Why do you get love, and not hate?
I disliked every video
Hope I don't get chlamydia
Your channel is mediocre
[Verse 5]
If you were in any other school
You'd be a loner
If you are so generous
Why don't you become a doner
Give your heart to homer
[Verse 6]
Put the cons to a side
Let's look at the pros
Hmm, Oh I've got one!
Oh shoot, it slipped out of my brain
Probably because you're lame
Take a walk of shame
Get a cat like Shane
[Bridge]
That money though
Two dollars a month
Heck, that's a bunch!
Enough to feed the family?
Enough to pay the rent?
[Verse 7]
In all honesty
I've got nothing against you
But there are flaws that need to be addressed to...
[Freestyle]
[?] black sheep
Walking dead
All I see is red
Only real
No pretend
'Till you are here
Take a peek
Pray to god before I go to sleep
What you did
Only green grill nights what it seems
Money roots got a grip
No time in life
Don't let it slip
Help me, Oh I'm sinking fast
Holy rolly smoking glass
I am lost or I am found
[?] hollow ground
What the priest must peek
Follow me
Getting cheeky
For softer than a cabbage patch
Growing a habitat
Salvage a rat
Stab a cat
Choking on this battle axe
Despite my pain
I rate the chain
No more insane
I light my flame
I'm going to rest
I must confess
There is a test
I cry my best
Look at you and see there's darkness in me
Get mad...
I go Crazy