Reddout Me by Elija Lyrics
[Intro: Lil’ Curry]
U/Swazariah! username, no gimmicks (*reddit scratch*)
[Refrain 1: Elija]
Two Reddit users go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
Two Reddit users go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
[Refrain 2: Elija]
Guess who's back, back again
Elija's back, tell a sub
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
[Verse 1: Elija]
I've created a subreddit, 'cause nobody wants to
See r/funny no more, they want Elija, I'm chopped karma
Well, if you want Elija, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Hanukkah with some gay porn
Some karma that'll jump start my reddit post quicker
Than a shock when I get banned on r/funny
By the moderator when I'm not co-operating
When I'm browsing the subreddit while he's downvoting (Hey!)
You waited this long, now stop reddating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the cum rag and upvoting
I know that you got karma, Ms. Reddit
But your Roblox boyfriend's reddit problem's complicating
So the CCP won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on r/funny
But it feels so empty reddout me
So, come on and dip, reddit in your favorites
Fuck that! Cum on your lips and some on your reddtits
And get ready, 'cause this reddit's about to get reddy
I just settled all my downvotes, fuck you, reddie r/funny!
[Chorus: Elija]
Now this looks like a sub for me
So everybody, just upvote me
'Cause we need a little r/funny
'Cause it feels so empty reddout me
Now this looks like a sub for me
So everybody, just upvote me
'Cause we need a little r/funny
'Cause it feels so empty reddout me
[Verse 2: Elija]
Little Redditors, kids giving downvotes
Embarrassed their parents still look at r/funny
They start feeling like redditors helpless
'Til someone comes along on a subreddit and yells, "Bitch!"
A visionary, karma is scary
Could start a subreddit, polluting the home page
A redditor, so just let me revel and upvote
In the fact that I got everyone upvoting my ass (*smack*)
And it's a redditaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my post history —you asked for me?
Well, I'm reddit, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your browsing, karma farm, and then I'm gonna
Reddit in, and up under your reddit like a reddit
The center of attention, back for the reddit
I'm downvoting, the best thing since upvoting
Infesting in your kid's ears and karma farming
Posting, "Attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions r/funny
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is not free
A nuisance, jew sent? Jew sent for me?
[Chorus: Eminem]
Now this looks like a mod for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little modernity
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a mod for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little modernity
'Cause it feels so empty without me
[Verse 3: Eminem]
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's talking "This shit, that shit"
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listens to techno
Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since epstein turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of modernity
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do black music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey!)
There's a concept that works
Twenty million other white redditors emerge
But no matter how many votes in the sub
It'd be so empty without me
[Chorus: Eminem]
Now this looks like a mod for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little modernity
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a mod for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little modernity
'Cause it feels so empty without me
[Outro: Eminem]
Hum dei dei la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei dei la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la
Kids!
U/Swazariah! username, no gimmicks (*reddit scratch*)
[Refrain 1: Elija]
Two Reddit users go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
Two Reddit users go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
[Refrain 2: Elija]
Guess who's back, back again
Elija's back, tell a sub
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
[Verse 1: Elija]
I've created a subreddit, 'cause nobody wants to
See r/funny no more, they want Elija, I'm chopped karma
Well, if you want Elija, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Hanukkah with some gay porn
Some karma that'll jump start my reddit post quicker
Than a shock when I get banned on r/funny
By the moderator when I'm not co-operating
When I'm browsing the subreddit while he's downvoting (Hey!)
You waited this long, now stop reddating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the cum rag and upvoting
I know that you got karma, Ms. Reddit
But your Roblox boyfriend's reddit problem's complicating
So the CCP won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on r/funny
But it feels so empty reddout me
So, come on and dip, reddit in your favorites
Fuck that! Cum on your lips and some on your reddtits
And get ready, 'cause this reddit's about to get reddy
I just settled all my downvotes, fuck you, reddie r/funny!
[Chorus: Elija]
Now this looks like a sub for me
So everybody, just upvote me
'Cause we need a little r/funny
'Cause it feels so empty reddout me
Now this looks like a sub for me
So everybody, just upvote me
'Cause we need a little r/funny
'Cause it feels so empty reddout me
[Verse 2: Elija]
Little Redditors, kids giving downvotes
Embarrassed their parents still look at r/funny
They start feeling like redditors helpless
'Til someone comes along on a subreddit and yells, "Bitch!"
A visionary, karma is scary
Could start a subreddit, polluting the home page
A redditor, so just let me revel and upvote
In the fact that I got everyone upvoting my ass (*smack*)
And it's a redditaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my post history —you asked for me?
Well, I'm reddit, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your browsing, karma farm, and then I'm gonna
Reddit in, and up under your reddit like a reddit
The center of attention, back for the reddit
I'm downvoting, the best thing since upvoting
Infesting in your kid's ears and karma farming
Posting, "Attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions r/funny
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is not free
A nuisance, jew sent? Jew sent for me?
[Chorus: Eminem]
Now this looks like a mod for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little modernity
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a mod for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little modernity
'Cause it feels so empty without me
[Verse 3: Eminem]
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's talking "This shit, that shit"
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listens to techno
Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since epstein turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of modernity
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do black music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey!)
There's a concept that works
Twenty million other white redditors emerge
But no matter how many votes in the sub
It'd be so empty without me
[Chorus: Eminem]
Now this looks like a mod for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little modernity
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a mod for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little modernity
'Cause it feels so empty without me
[Outro: Eminem]
Hum dei dei la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei dei la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la
Kids!