I Need a Record Deal by El Rafa Lyrics
E to the L but I'm double you
All these haters talk but I ain't troubled to
Talk back to them, bitch go talk to siri
Like Donald Trump I don't take you seri
I'm killing rappers maybe that's what he meant
Either way from him I don't want a cent
Let alone two cuz mines is worth more
ASAP beat I'm just killing it for sport
Took the gloves off so I could go for the throat
Cold as december with no jacket and no coat
Ho, if I wanted coffee I woulda had Rachel
Get your ass up I'm done with your facial
Got more apointments I gotta see
I ain't got time to be gossipy
Barely got time to flow how am I supposed to know
What's up with so and so, I don't even know em yo
All I know are these bars like a felon
If you can't see that you must be blind like Helen
And deaf too I'm definitely the truth
Def Jam should be calling cuz I'm deafening the booth
Make you turn your headphones up like fisticuffs
Bitch I'm bout to blow up like Mrs. Puff
I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow yo whole shit down
Chief Chief Chief like I'm captain of the pigs now
I'm ahead of my time like I just beat my record
I know Capitol want me to make a record
LA Reid knows I'm mothafucking Epic
No read between the line no need to skeptic
I could been on death row but I was just a baby
Do I know where Pac is? Maybe
Tell Columbia I'm the new Pablo
Of fucking 16's on tapes like I'm Rob Lowe
Its only the flow, that's good for your soul
Second coming of the god from the Go
Young kid from the No, getting out my dream
Trynna rock the whole nation and start a dynasty
Get Ye on the phone I'm bout to get signed
Get jay on the phone I'm bout to get signed
Get your bitch on the phone she bout to be mine
Get rich so quick I ain't nothing like wine
Swimming in the money backstroke
Strippers with the titties I ain't flat broke
Swimming in the money backstroke
Strippers with the titties I ain't flat broke
She dancing on my lap like Lil Mama watching
I ain't still with the drama, I move on with caution
Move bitch get out the way
You ludicrous if you think I'm gon stay
Young Hillary woulda had me in her email
I won't ever fail furniture shopping with females
Looking at beds, getting some head
Put my dick on the table I keep you well fed
I got jokes laugh it up
If your pussy out Imma grab it up
So presidential vote for me
El Rafa running in 2040
I'm on my high horse and my horse so high
Thought it was a Pegasus and tried to fly
Dumb motherfucker you almost died
Looked at me and said at least I tried
Dropping outta college but that's alright
Cuz all I did in class was write and write
Wrote these lines after bombing a test
Fuck getting depressed I'm leaving this nest
Will I fall or will I fly?
I guess it all depends on the big guy
Not Ryback but the man upstairs
And me with the mic yo this ain't fair
Fuck who you like I'm the heir to the throne
Of the kicks and the snares with the microphone
I got you in fog of confusion
Like why ain't he losing?
Me and God just did the fusion
That's the only conclusion
This is gogeta, this is vegito
Everyone else is Shaq from the free throw
Which label will sign me?
Ya'll can't decline me
If you wanna sign me
You need to turn me and the millies into some siamese
If Def Jam don't sign then they must be deaf
If Capitol don't sign me they don't got none left
If Epic don't sign me their name's a lie
If Cash Money say no then that's alright
If Sony say no Imma go Xbox
Cuz then they'll be faker than Kony and Red Cross
If Khaled don't sign then he played himself
If you don't sign EL, you gon' take this L
If you don't sign El you gon' take this L
Its that simple
All these haters talk but I ain't troubled to
Talk back to them, bitch go talk to siri
Like Donald Trump I don't take you seri
I'm killing rappers maybe that's what he meant
Either way from him I don't want a cent
Let alone two cuz mines is worth more
ASAP beat I'm just killing it for sport
Took the gloves off so I could go for the throat
Cold as december with no jacket and no coat
Ho, if I wanted coffee I woulda had Rachel
Get your ass up I'm done with your facial
Got more apointments I gotta see
I ain't got time to be gossipy
Barely got time to flow how am I supposed to know
What's up with so and so, I don't even know em yo
All I know are these bars like a felon
If you can't see that you must be blind like Helen
And deaf too I'm definitely the truth
Def Jam should be calling cuz I'm deafening the booth
Make you turn your headphones up like fisticuffs
Bitch I'm bout to blow up like Mrs. Puff
I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow yo whole shit down
Chief Chief Chief like I'm captain of the pigs now
I'm ahead of my time like I just beat my record
I know Capitol want me to make a record
LA Reid knows I'm mothafucking Epic
No read between the line no need to skeptic
I could been on death row but I was just a baby
Do I know where Pac is? Maybe
Tell Columbia I'm the new Pablo
Of fucking 16's on tapes like I'm Rob Lowe
Its only the flow, that's good for your soul
Second coming of the god from the Go
Young kid from the No, getting out my dream
Trynna rock the whole nation and start a dynasty
Get Ye on the phone I'm bout to get signed
Get jay on the phone I'm bout to get signed
Get your bitch on the phone she bout to be mine
Get rich so quick I ain't nothing like wine
Swimming in the money backstroke
Strippers with the titties I ain't flat broke
Swimming in the money backstroke
Strippers with the titties I ain't flat broke
She dancing on my lap like Lil Mama watching
I ain't still with the drama, I move on with caution
Move bitch get out the way
You ludicrous if you think I'm gon stay
Young Hillary woulda had me in her email
I won't ever fail furniture shopping with females
Looking at beds, getting some head
Put my dick on the table I keep you well fed
I got jokes laugh it up
If your pussy out Imma grab it up
So presidential vote for me
El Rafa running in 2040
I'm on my high horse and my horse so high
Thought it was a Pegasus and tried to fly
Dumb motherfucker you almost died
Looked at me and said at least I tried
Dropping outta college but that's alright
Cuz all I did in class was write and write
Wrote these lines after bombing a test
Fuck getting depressed I'm leaving this nest
Will I fall or will I fly?
I guess it all depends on the big guy
Not Ryback but the man upstairs
And me with the mic yo this ain't fair
Fuck who you like I'm the heir to the throne
Of the kicks and the snares with the microphone
I got you in fog of confusion
Like why ain't he losing?
Me and God just did the fusion
That's the only conclusion
This is gogeta, this is vegito
Everyone else is Shaq from the free throw
Which label will sign me?
Ya'll can't decline me
If you wanna sign me
You need to turn me and the millies into some siamese
If Def Jam don't sign then they must be deaf
If Capitol don't sign me they don't got none left
If Epic don't sign me their name's a lie
If Cash Money say no then that's alright
If Sony say no Imma go Xbox
Cuz then they'll be faker than Kony and Red Cross
If Khaled don't sign then he played himself
If you don't sign EL, you gon' take this L
If you don't sign El you gon' take this L
Its that simple