Television by El Bandito Lyrics

[Intro]
Don't you hate that shit?
When she calls you over, and nothing happens when you stay there?
It's like the ultimate disappointment!
Nah, mean?

(Aww... shit...!)

[Verse 1]
This gotta be the weirdest moment ever in the
History of booty call, I mean of course you really gonna ask
I'm chillin' with a bitch, I wanna hit it from the back
Tryna smash that ass fast, but she had other plans
Apart from dragging me into her little crib
Thinking most definitely she wanna get that dick
So I'm ready to unzip it, give it to her, stick it in
Saying we can do it now, she's not even listening
Think the bitch be trippin', Imma need a way out
Shit turning sour, Imma bounce straight out
Then she lays her head upon my arms (Wait, what?)
Thinking jackpot, give it a minute, on route
She getting kinda cozy but it's not what I had in mind
Whispering a lot of words, I couldn't make it out
Cus my brain had a lot of other thoughts on the line
She's turning on the Telly, thinking Netflix, right?
"Wrong" ... What?
"We are gonna watch the news, sup with you?"
I thought this was a booty call, what is up with you?
She put her finger on my mouth like: "Hey you..."
Zip it!
And pay attention
Turn on your TV's, obey the message
Zip it!
The story for tonight
Follow the broadcast, we go there live!
[Hook]
I'm gonna see what's on the news
I'm gonna see what's on the news (Ah come on!)
I'm gonna see what's on the news
If they report it, then it must be true (What!?)

I'm gonna see what's on the news
I'm gonna see what's on the news (You gotta be kidding me!)
I'm gonna see what's on the news
If they report it, then it must be true

(Hold up!)
I'm gonna see what's on the news
I'm gonna see what's on the news
I'm gonna see what's on the news
If they report it, then it must be true (What!?)

(Wait a minute!)
I'm gonna see what's on the news
I'm gonna see what's on the news
I'm gonna see what's on the news
If they report it, then it must be true

[Verse 2]
Next verse, gonna get worse, like the song
I guess it only was the local news, I was wrong!
Thinking only one thing, that's taking off her thong
Then she put on CNN and told me how we get along
She's about to run a mothafuckin' news marathon
I'm looking at the weed on the table and her bong
Can we please do something else than this?
Like rolling up a joint or maybe have a little drink?
She looked at me weird then trying to explain:
"People are insane, blah blah, what a shame!"
I only really wanted you to give me some brains
But I guess it ain't happening, ever in this place
"Can't you believe this shit is happening!?"
"It's really important to know what's happening!"
I don't really wanna debate with you at all
Cus my balls swollen up and I don't wanna have to call...
For a cab to get home, I really think I'll do it
Unless you get to strippin' then putting on some music
Truthfully, I just wanna do ya to the beat
But you only wanna watch the drama on the TV
What's the matter with ya? Wanting me to leave?
She be like: Don't go! I really like you, please!
When she pulled up news channels all speaking Portuguese
I'm like: Fuck this shit, I'm outta here, peace!
[Hook]
I'm gonna see what's on the news
I'm gonna see what's on the news (Ah come on!)
I'm gonna see what's on the news
If they report it, then it must be true (What!?)

I'm gonna see what's on the news
I'm gonna see what's on the news (You honestly believe that!?)
I'm gonna see what's on the news
If they report it, then it must be true

(Hold up!)
I'm gonna see what's on the news
I'm gonna see what's on the news
I'm gonna see what's on the news
If they report it, then it must be true (What!?)

(Wait a minute!)
I'm gonna see what's on the news
I'm gonna see what's on the news (You're totally lost!)
I'm gonna see what's on the news
If they report it, then it must be true

[Outro]
Yo, I'm getting the fuck home!
You just wasted my mothafuckin' time!
Man, fuck this shit!