This song is just a freestyle i made in an hour by Eggnog (Artist) Lyrics
[Intro]
Ay, what's up, hahaha
It's ya girl, Juliet
Um, uh
This is, uh, a freestyle, what's up
I don't know - I don't know why I decided to do this, but
Fuck it
[Verse 1]
They be saying, "Look at me, I'm a bad bitch, ay"
"Come and get your weed from me, I'm a savage, ay"
"I'mma smoke you up for free 'cause I have it, ay"
"You gon' be gone when the sun go down, ay"
Hit the line, saving time, on that snap story, bang it
Got the snow on the deck in the springtime, dammit
Pushing carts, smelling farts in the trap house
PVC, come with me, high like Mickey Mouse
I'm a frog in the bog with a banjo, ay
Call me Kermit with a hand up my asshole, ay
If I suck it is that blow or a handjob, ay
I'm a puppet, pull my strings got me feeling fucking gay
Got me feeling fucking gay
Got me feeling fucking gay
Uh, got me, yuh
Got me, yuh
Yuh, yuh
[Verse 2]
Watch me fly in space, Han Solo
I'mma kiss your girl's face, no homo
Watch me swing through the city like I'm Spider-Man
I don't know what the fuck rhymes with Spider-Man
Jump like Mario
Looking at me, get the cardio
Uh, I'll run
What, I dunno
Yeah, I can't fuckin' do this man
This is fucking awful, okay
[Verse 3]
Yeah, I'm watching Rick and Morty on my TV
People say that show is bad, whatever man, I gotta pee
Yeah I got some friends
I really love them, they're really cool
Better than the ones I went to in high school
Uh, yeah, lizards
They got tails that fall off
The fuck is up with that
I dunno, it's fucking weird bro
Okay, yeah yeah yeah
Remember the old design from the Sonic movie
Some people edit it to give him boobies
That's weird
He had human teeth
Hahahahaha what
[Verse 4]
Yeah, I'mma fall in love with you when I see you
And I kinda wanna be you, but
It's cool
Look at me though, my face is all red
I'm like blushing and shit, holy shit, but
When the moon is shining down on us, yeah
I'm thinking that the two of us could maybe
Kiss or hold hands
I don't got plans
Look at me though
I'm still fuckin' red in the face, holy shit, okay
Sometimes I'm scared of dying
Sometimes I'm scared of flying, but, y'know
Airplanes touch down to the ground
And I'm pretty loud about not wanting to die
Or sometimes I do, kinda wanna die
Call me on the phone, I'm about to say hi
Hey what's up bro
Nothing much how 'bout you, mhm
Okay, yeah
Fuck cops they murdering POCs
If I see a cop I'mma try to make him bleed
(In Minecraft)
To have deniability
What's up, I'm a
Holy trinity
Ay, what's up, hahaha
It's ya girl, Juliet
Um, uh
This is, uh, a freestyle, what's up
I don't know - I don't know why I decided to do this, but
Fuck it
[Verse 1]
They be saying, "Look at me, I'm a bad bitch, ay"
"Come and get your weed from me, I'm a savage, ay"
"I'mma smoke you up for free 'cause I have it, ay"
"You gon' be gone when the sun go down, ay"
Hit the line, saving time, on that snap story, bang it
Got the snow on the deck in the springtime, dammit
Pushing carts, smelling farts in the trap house
PVC, come with me, high like Mickey Mouse
I'm a frog in the bog with a banjo, ay
Call me Kermit with a hand up my asshole, ay
If I suck it is that blow or a handjob, ay
I'm a puppet, pull my strings got me feeling fucking gay
Got me feeling fucking gay
Got me feeling fucking gay
Uh, got me, yuh
Got me, yuh
Yuh, yuh
[Verse 2]
Watch me fly in space, Han Solo
I'mma kiss your girl's face, no homo
Watch me swing through the city like I'm Spider-Man
I don't know what the fuck rhymes with Spider-Man
Jump like Mario
Looking at me, get the cardio
Uh, I'll run
What, I dunno
Yeah, I can't fuckin' do this man
This is fucking awful, okay
[Verse 3]
Yeah, I'm watching Rick and Morty on my TV
People say that show is bad, whatever man, I gotta pee
Yeah I got some friends
I really love them, they're really cool
Better than the ones I went to in high school
Uh, yeah, lizards
They got tails that fall off
The fuck is up with that
I dunno, it's fucking weird bro
Okay, yeah yeah yeah
Remember the old design from the Sonic movie
Some people edit it to give him boobies
That's weird
He had human teeth
Hahahahaha what
[Verse 4]
Yeah, I'mma fall in love with you when I see you
And I kinda wanna be you, but
It's cool
Look at me though, my face is all red
I'm like blushing and shit, holy shit, but
When the moon is shining down on us, yeah
I'm thinking that the two of us could maybe
Kiss or hold hands
I don't got plans
Look at me though
I'm still fuckin' red in the face, holy shit, okay
Sometimes I'm scared of dying
Sometimes I'm scared of flying, but, y'know
Airplanes touch down to the ground
And I'm pretty loud about not wanting to die
Or sometimes I do, kinda wanna die
Call me on the phone, I'm about to say hi
Hey what's up bro
Nothing much how 'bout you, mhm
Okay, yeah
Fuck cops they murdering POCs
If I see a cop I'mma try to make him bleed
(In Minecraft)
To have deniability
What's up, I'm a
Holy trinity