Were MONSTERS by Eddie Ca$hflow Lyrics
[Verse 1: Eddie Ca$hflow]
Tony is inspiration in a bag
I wish I didn't have a freaking alchoholic dad
Its hard to tell the truth when it is this sad
At least I'm alive, feel and check my swag
I've been working harder than a freaking gold miner
You see the good clothes I got so acquired
I'm about to slam your girl and make her sing like choir
Dont control the girl, I give her what her heart desires
Im burnin' green trees - no forrest fires
Bout to cum twice, burn out like tires
I just started, why you already be tired?
Im bored... I guess it's time for me to retire
[Verse 2: Tony that one kid]
They say comedians have the greatest disorders
I must be really funny
I think I am a hoarder
I collect all of my money
Wanna hear a rhyme? Place an order
But I promise no delivery like DiGiorno
Im another casualty of porno
Unexpected, unprotected, misconcepted
Why you jelly?
Tell me why you're jealous, bro
Chill to the fuckin' ax
Sit back, relax
[?]
More swagger than Moe Szyslak
From the Simpsons, I'm Charlie Sheen winnin'
Put a studio on my wishlist
Read it Santa, check it twice
While I'm at it, add a mic
My beaner-ass composes of only beans and rice
And I say it real nice
And I sing it like a song
So when you memorize my words
I encourage you to sing the fuck along
[Verse 3: Eddie Ca$hflow]
I prevail while these counterfeit niggas fail
Too ill to chill and pop a pill for real
To burn in the fiery depths of hell
Sure I'm rappin' slow like a snail
I built a home with a sandcastle and pail
I'm the hammer bout to pound it down like a nail
I get new shoes every week like Jesus
I get to pause (two paws) every week like Blues Clues
I hope you fall on your face and loose a tooth
No I'm not talking to you I ain't known for being rude too cool
For that shit
Catching these bitches just like fishes
I will bring all of your wishes true
While I fuck you
Woman's own body similar to a puzzle
Poking everywhere man I'm feeling confuzzled
Now I'm in your vaginal wall, popped a bubble!
[Verse 4: Tony that one kid]
So much dough
My pockets seem seamless
Time to get conceited:
Y'all niggas never seen this
Bitches wanna eat it, my Penis
Dip it in like bean dip
Finna go far
When I spit it so bizzare
Drive around in a car
No license, feeling so good, feeling so righteous
Found a firework, let's light it (lets light it)
No marijuana
I don't wanna
Unless Juwanna Mann
Been rocking since Encino Man
Caveman, can't dance
I cannot do the Can-Can
[?]
Tony is inspiration in a bag
I wish I didn't have a freaking alchoholic dad
Its hard to tell the truth when it is this sad
At least I'm alive, feel and check my swag
I've been working harder than a freaking gold miner
You see the good clothes I got so acquired
I'm about to slam your girl and make her sing like choir
Dont control the girl, I give her what her heart desires
Im burnin' green trees - no forrest fires
Bout to cum twice, burn out like tires
I just started, why you already be tired?
Im bored... I guess it's time for me to retire
[Verse 2: Tony that one kid]
They say comedians have the greatest disorders
I must be really funny
I think I am a hoarder
I collect all of my money
Wanna hear a rhyme? Place an order
But I promise no delivery like DiGiorno
Im another casualty of porno
Unexpected, unprotected, misconcepted
Why you jelly?
Tell me why you're jealous, bro
Chill to the fuckin' ax
Sit back, relax
[?]
More swagger than Moe Szyslak
From the Simpsons, I'm Charlie Sheen winnin'
Put a studio on my wishlist
Read it Santa, check it twice
While I'm at it, add a mic
My beaner-ass composes of only beans and rice
And I say it real nice
And I sing it like a song
So when you memorize my words
I encourage you to sing the fuck along
[Verse 3: Eddie Ca$hflow]
I prevail while these counterfeit niggas fail
Too ill to chill and pop a pill for real
To burn in the fiery depths of hell
Sure I'm rappin' slow like a snail
I built a home with a sandcastle and pail
I'm the hammer bout to pound it down like a nail
I get new shoes every week like Jesus
I get to pause (two paws) every week like Blues Clues
I hope you fall on your face and loose a tooth
No I'm not talking to you I ain't known for being rude too cool
For that shit
Catching these bitches just like fishes
I will bring all of your wishes true
While I fuck you
Woman's own body similar to a puzzle
Poking everywhere man I'm feeling confuzzled
Now I'm in your vaginal wall, popped a bubble!
[Verse 4: Tony that one kid]
So much dough
My pockets seem seamless
Time to get conceited:
Y'all niggas never seen this
Bitches wanna eat it, my Penis
Dip it in like bean dip
Finna go far
When I spit it so bizzare
Drive around in a car
No license, feeling so good, feeling so righteous
Found a firework, let's light it (lets light it)
No marijuana
I don't wanna
Unless Juwanna Mann
Been rocking since Encino Man
Caveman, can't dance
I cannot do the Can-Can
[?]