Bath Rhymes by Ed Skudder Lyrics
[Intro: Blue]
Yeah
Uh-huh
RB in the house
That's Red & Blue, not Rhythm & Blues
[Verse 1: Red & Dingleberry]
Shorty make that booty clap
Put that butt into my lap
Cruising down these ghetto streets
Jamming to my dubstep beats
Rawr rawr rawr, oh shit a dinosaur!
Shorty hand me my broadsword
Oh shit now he's eating you
Oh fuck now he's trying to eat me too
Yeah alright! I'm a robot guy
Shoot lasers out of my eyes
And Dingleberry says to me:
Shut the fuck up!
[Bridge: Blue]
Turn my headphones
Turn my headphones-phones-phones
Turn my headphones
Turn my headphones-phones phones
[Verse 2: Red]
Now I'm heading to the club
Make it rain and pop some bub
Apple bottoms in face
Poopin' all over the place
[Interlude: Blue]
Uh-huh
Uh
Yeah
Turn up my headphones
Turn up my mic
Y'all ready for this?
And I'm out of the time
[Verse 3: Red, Blue & Raccoon]
I swing my cap to the back
I can toast to that
I make my ballsack slap
On her booty crack
I am leveling up
I've got bub in my cup
I got that ass in my lap
Now make that ass crap!
[Chorus: Red with Raccoon]
Make that ass clap!
Make that, make that ass clap!
Make that ass clap
Make that ass clap
Make that ass clap
Make that ass clap
Make that, make that ass clap
Make that ass clap
Make that ass clap
[Break: Blue]
Yeaah
Turn up my headphones
Turn up my headphones
Yeaah
Uh-huh
Turn my headphones up
Turn my headphones-phones-phones
These are sounds that sound cool
Y'all ready for this?
[Verse 3: Red & Blue]
Shorty got style
I got swag on my feet
I got her booty my hand
It's like a thousand degrees
I am red-hot fire
I am sex and appeal
I want her thighs around my face
For every one of my meals
All the ladies like my movement
And my talented voice!
And if wasn't your roomie
I would complain 'bout the noise
[Verse 4: Red]
This Racoon is poppin' bottles
Blue is droppin' the beat
I need the Heimlich right away
I think a swallowed a bee!
[Chorus: Red, Red & Raccoon, Blue]
Yeah
[Raccoon]Make that ass crap!
Make that, make that ass crap!
Oh, yeah!
Make that ass c12rap!
Turn my headphones up!
Turn my headphones-phones-phones up!
Turn my headphones up
Make that ass Crap!
Woo!
Fellas, and ladies
On the dancefloor
Makin' babies
Yeah!
Fellas, and ladies
On the dancefloor
Makin' babies!
[Outro: Blue]
These are sounds that sound cool
In the microphone
Oomph! Ow! I'm cool
Yeah
Uh-huh
RB in the house
That's Red & Blue, not Rhythm & Blues
[Verse 1: Red & Dingleberry]
Shorty make that booty clap
Put that butt into my lap
Cruising down these ghetto streets
Jamming to my dubstep beats
Rawr rawr rawr, oh shit a dinosaur!
Shorty hand me my broadsword
Oh shit now he's eating you
Oh fuck now he's trying to eat me too
Yeah alright! I'm a robot guy
Shoot lasers out of my eyes
And Dingleberry says to me:
Shut the fuck up!
[Bridge: Blue]
Turn my headphones
Turn my headphones-phones-phones
Turn my headphones
Turn my headphones-phones phones
[Verse 2: Red]
Now I'm heading to the club
Make it rain and pop some bub
Apple bottoms in face
Poopin' all over the place
[Interlude: Blue]
Uh-huh
Uh
Yeah
Turn up my headphones
Turn up my mic
Y'all ready for this?
And I'm out of the time
[Verse 3: Red, Blue & Raccoon]
I swing my cap to the back
I can toast to that
I make my ballsack slap
On her booty crack
I am leveling up
I've got bub in my cup
I got that ass in my lap
Now make that ass crap!
[Chorus: Red with Raccoon]
Make that ass clap!
Make that, make that ass clap!
Make that ass clap
Make that ass clap
Make that ass clap
Make that ass clap
Make that, make that ass clap
Make that ass clap
Make that ass clap
[Break: Blue]
Yeaah
Turn up my headphones
Turn up my headphones
Yeaah
Uh-huh
Turn my headphones up
Turn my headphones-phones-phones
These are sounds that sound cool
Y'all ready for this?
[Verse 3: Red & Blue]
Shorty got style
I got swag on my feet
I got her booty my hand
It's like a thousand degrees
I am red-hot fire
I am sex and appeal
I want her thighs around my face
For every one of my meals
All the ladies like my movement
And my talented voice!
And if wasn't your roomie
I would complain 'bout the noise
[Verse 4: Red]
This Racoon is poppin' bottles
Blue is droppin' the beat
I need the Heimlich right away
I think a swallowed a bee!
[Chorus: Red, Red & Raccoon, Blue]
Yeah
[Raccoon]Make that ass crap!
Make that, make that ass crap!
Oh, yeah!
Make that ass c12rap!
Turn my headphones up!
Turn my headphones-phones-phones up!
Turn my headphones up
Make that ass Crap!
Woo!
Fellas, and ladies
On the dancefloor
Makin' babies
Yeah!
Fellas, and ladies
On the dancefloor
Makin' babies!
[Outro: Blue]
These are sounds that sound cool
In the microphone
Oomph! Ow! I'm cool