Under the Influence by Ed Hardee Lyrics
[Intro]
[Into]
Lil [keef?] on the beat, boy
I'm so fucked up
I can't feel my face
[Verse 1: Ed Hardee]
Hoes ain't shit but bitches and tricks
And life ain't shit but a bitch with fake tits
Fuck the government
I don't keep up with politics
And I ain't sold my soul yet
'Cause I don't know if I exist
And I'm such a fucking lunatic
I love it when I'm pissed
Better hope we're never co-defendants
'Cause I might snitch
Ain't no telling what I'm liable to do to get rich
Kill my girlfriend's mom and steal her life insurance
(Cha-ching)
Welcome to my pyramid
I fuck hoes on their period
Yeah these lyrics weird and shit
But please don't take them serious
I'm a tad delirious
Because of drug experiments
Molly mixed with LSD is one hell of an experience
Voices in my head went from bickering to whispering
Think they might be plotting on me
Or I'm just tripping again
(Am I tripping? Am I tripping?Tripping? Huh? I must be tripping.)
[Verse 2: Ed Hardee]
Fuck it (Fuck it)
Pop an adderall
Wash it down with alcohol
Then chew up a Xanax bar
Eat it like a candy bar
Whoever said that drugs were bad
Couldn't have been taking ours
My only bad side effect is
Catching a possession charge
Still I do it like it's legal
Give a fuck about them people
In my '98 Regal
Smoking blunts of sour diesel
Bumping Hov and Beanie Sigel
Getting higher than a eagle
R.I.P. Pimp C I see you
So much syrup that it's lethal
Earth if I Leave you I'mma come back for the sequel
Ain't trynna die yet God I just wanted to meet you
And that's why I took DMT to open my third E-Y-E
Pineal Gland
That dimethyltryptamine
That's a trip to me
Now everything makes sense to me
If you don't know what I'm talking 'bout
Then it wasn't meant to be
'Cause it's hard to understand what you typically don't see
But fuck what you believe it ain't got shit to do with me
Whew Sweating my ass off
Shit
[Verse 3: Ed Hardee]
Back to reality
Due to technicalities
'Cause where am I and where I'd rather be is no analogy
My life's a fucking tragedy
Never end in travesty
Need a bigger salary to actually live happily
But the government will pull you down
Even more than gravity
Crooked ass smiles just to cover up their cavities
Said "Fuck the Illuminati" now I'm starting to think they're after me
Either that or I'm so irrelevant they just laugh at me
Ask me if I give a fuck
I'll stick my middle finger up
(Bitch)
No I'm not single
Because I got a whole team of sluts
And they don't cook or clean that much
'Cause they'd rather do freaky stuff
Sag my pants below my nuts
To let you know they're there to suck
Don't tell me to pull 'em up
You perverted little fuck
If you don't want to see my ass
Then don't look towards my fucking butt
And that's that on that
Shithead bitch
[Into]
Lil [keef?] on the beat, boy
I'm so fucked up
I can't feel my face
[Verse 1: Ed Hardee]
Hoes ain't shit but bitches and tricks
And life ain't shit but a bitch with fake tits
Fuck the government
I don't keep up with politics
And I ain't sold my soul yet
'Cause I don't know if I exist
And I'm such a fucking lunatic
I love it when I'm pissed
Better hope we're never co-defendants
'Cause I might snitch
Ain't no telling what I'm liable to do to get rich
Kill my girlfriend's mom and steal her life insurance
(Cha-ching)
Welcome to my pyramid
I fuck hoes on their period
Yeah these lyrics weird and shit
But please don't take them serious
I'm a tad delirious
Because of drug experiments
Molly mixed with LSD is one hell of an experience
Voices in my head went from bickering to whispering
Think they might be plotting on me
Or I'm just tripping again
(Am I tripping? Am I tripping?Tripping? Huh? I must be tripping.)
[Verse 2: Ed Hardee]
Fuck it (Fuck it)
Pop an adderall
Wash it down with alcohol
Then chew up a Xanax bar
Eat it like a candy bar
Whoever said that drugs were bad
Couldn't have been taking ours
My only bad side effect is
Catching a possession charge
Still I do it like it's legal
Give a fuck about them people
In my '98 Regal
Smoking blunts of sour diesel
Bumping Hov and Beanie Sigel
Getting higher than a eagle
R.I.P. Pimp C I see you
So much syrup that it's lethal
Earth if I Leave you I'mma come back for the sequel
Ain't trynna die yet God I just wanted to meet you
And that's why I took DMT to open my third E-Y-E
Pineal Gland
That dimethyltryptamine
That's a trip to me
Now everything makes sense to me
If you don't know what I'm talking 'bout
Then it wasn't meant to be
'Cause it's hard to understand what you typically don't see
But fuck what you believe it ain't got shit to do with me
Whew Sweating my ass off
Shit
[Verse 3: Ed Hardee]
Back to reality
Due to technicalities
'Cause where am I and where I'd rather be is no analogy
My life's a fucking tragedy
Never end in travesty
Need a bigger salary to actually live happily
But the government will pull you down
Even more than gravity
Crooked ass smiles just to cover up their cavities
Said "Fuck the Illuminati" now I'm starting to think they're after me
Either that or I'm so irrelevant they just laugh at me
Ask me if I give a fuck
I'll stick my middle finger up
(Bitch)
No I'm not single
Because I got a whole team of sluts
And they don't cook or clean that much
'Cause they'd rather do freaky stuff
Sag my pants below my nuts
To let you know they're there to suck
Don't tell me to pull 'em up
You perverted little fuck
If you don't want to see my ass
Then don't look towards my fucking butt
And that's that on that
Shithead bitch