Hows Your Wife and My Child by Ebony Rhythm Funk Campaign Lyrics

[Intro]
Hey, what's happening?
Well, I'm getting along alright
I just returned from the tour
Since I've been away, I heard you met a young lady
I used to be in love with
Well, I'd like to talk with you, if you got time
I'd like to sit down and have a drink with you

[Verse 1]
How’s your wife, your wife and my child? Oh yeah...
Are you treating them well?
If you... afford to spare a while
Won't you tell me, tell me about my child, child?
Is he short, fat, tell all this, oh yeah
Sometime soon, oh, sometime soon
Could you please, could you find a flick to send?

[Verse 2]
Oh, just sit down and smoke
Oh, and have a drink and tell
Won't you tell me about them
Before you say farewell, farewell, farewell?
[Outro]
Oh my goodness, time is slipping away
I was supposed to catch a plane 45 minutes ago
But there's just one more thing I'd like to say to you before I go
Mmm, I hope everything's okay
Are you treating them nice everyday?
Yeah, and I hope you're sweet and kind
Once upon a time she was mine, ooh...