Bad Nutrition Rap by Easy Allies Lyrics
[Intro]
Alright, so uh, Kyle told me
"Hey Don, we picked, uh, Jones picked a theme, it's gonna be nutrition"
And I said, alright put me down
My rap is gonna be about bad nutrition
The most notorious nutrition raps possibly ever conceived
We'll see
Alright, ready?
[Chorus]
Why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Bavarian cream was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
[Verse 1]
Well it's true what we say
Love and Respect
But it's a fact of the matter that I lost this bet
And now I got 45 flipping seconds left
And when I'm through with your ears then your gut will be wrеcked
I'm the Nasacova and I'm floating over
On somе Coca-Cola
With a rap persona
[Chorus]
But uh why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Bavarian cream was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
[Verse 2]
Master Sifo-Dyas, please forgive us
We know not what we did in our sugar stream
We messed with your theme
Turned you into a meme
You fit like super saiyan
I'm just dressed in rayon
I'm weak
You can snap me in half like some cheap shredded wheat
But I'd rather eat some juleskum first 'cause it tastes so sweet
[Chorus]
Why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Bavarian cream was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
[Verse 3]
This is EZA Gs
And I'm not counting calories
If you need a Pelle pass, say please
And now my time is almost spent
Which means I paid off by bet
Hold up
Drink and eat sweets in moderation
Go easy on the salt, avoid saturation
Exercise and try some fresh air
You'll live life without a damn care
So then
[Chorus]
Why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Bavarian cream was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
Why, why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Apple fritter was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
Why, why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Chocolate was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
After digesting chicken pot pie
After digesting chicken pot pie
After digesting chicken pot pie
Alright, so uh, Kyle told me
"Hey Don, we picked, uh, Jones picked a theme, it's gonna be nutrition"
And I said, alright put me down
My rap is gonna be about bad nutrition
The most notorious nutrition raps possibly ever conceived
We'll see
Alright, ready?
[Chorus]
Why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Bavarian cream was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
[Verse 1]
Well it's true what we say
Love and Respect
But it's a fact of the matter that I lost this bet
And now I got 45 flipping seconds left
And when I'm through with your ears then your gut will be wrеcked
I'm the Nasacova and I'm floating over
On somе Coca-Cola
With a rap persona
[Chorus]
But uh why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Bavarian cream was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
[Verse 2]
Master Sifo-Dyas, please forgive us
We know not what we did in our sugar stream
We messed with your theme
Turned you into a meme
You fit like super saiyan
I'm just dressed in rayon
I'm weak
You can snap me in half like some cheap shredded wheat
But I'd rather eat some juleskum first 'cause it tastes so sweet
[Chorus]
Why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Bavarian cream was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
[Verse 3]
This is EZA Gs
And I'm not counting calories
If you need a Pelle pass, say please
And now my time is almost spent
Which means I paid off by bet
Hold up
Drink and eat sweets in moderation
Go easy on the salt, avoid saturation
Exercise and try some fresh air
You'll live life without a damn care
So then
[Chorus]
Why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Bavarian cream was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
Why, why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Apple fritter was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
Why, why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Chocolate was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
After digesting chicken pot pie
After digesting chicken pot pie
After digesting chicken pot pie