Graveyard Shift by Earth To Eli Lyrics
[Chorus]
I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor
Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after
I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor
Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after
[Post-Chorus]
When I clock out, you’ll get clocked out
You’re locked out so pick the locks out
Run up you’ll get socked out
Can’t come in, get blocked out
I do it when I talk out
You won’t do shit so walk out, Um...
Better not pull up when I clock out
[Verse 1]
You don’t want no smoke, you make me laugh just like a joke
I gotta work for 24 hours I’m wide awoke
My co worker told a scary story, I wish he hadn’t spoke
It was a story about the fry cook that now is a Ghost
He cut his hand off and replaced it with a spatula
Then he died, got fired now he out for blood, Dracula
So if you work at the Krusty Krab then he after ya
He wants revenge so he’s gonna start a massacre
My blood pressure going up, cardiovascular
There’s a bus but I only see one passenger
I see someone outside, he just got off the ride
He bout to come inside, man I don’t want to die
[Chorus]
I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor
Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after
I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor
Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after
[Post-Chorus]
When I clock out, you’ll get clocked out
You’re locked out so pick the locks out
Run up you’ll get socked out
Can’t come in, get blocked out
I do it when I talk out
You won’t do shit so walk out, Um...
Better not pull up when I clock out
[Verse 2]
The lights turned on and off, that was the first warning
Then the phone rang, no one talked, felt like they were ignoring
Then the bus that killed him pulled up and he crossed the street
He tapped on the glass, me and my coworker weeped
Then he came inside and we started to scream
It was a nightmare, no it wasn’t a dream
Turns out it was a kid, he was looking for a job
Can't believe I was scared, instantly the fear stopped
But wait who was messing with the lights
It was Nosferatu, don’t worry everything is alright
Now I’m ready to go home, now that I know the unknown
Even though I’m not alone, I’m still shook from the phone
[Chorus]
I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor
Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after
I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor
Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after
[Post-Chorus]
When I clock out, you’ll get clocked out
You’re locked out so pick the locks out
Run up you’ll get socked out
Can’t come in, get blocked out
I do it when I talk out
You won’t do shit so walk out, Um...
Better not pull up when I clock out
[Outro]
Trick or Treat
I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor
Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after
I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor
Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after
[Post-Chorus]
When I clock out, you’ll get clocked out
You’re locked out so pick the locks out
Run up you’ll get socked out
Can’t come in, get blocked out
I do it when I talk out
You won’t do shit so walk out, Um...
Better not pull up when I clock out
[Verse 1]
You don’t want no smoke, you make me laugh just like a joke
I gotta work for 24 hours I’m wide awoke
My co worker told a scary story, I wish he hadn’t spoke
It was a story about the fry cook that now is a Ghost
He cut his hand off and replaced it with a spatula
Then he died, got fired now he out for blood, Dracula
So if you work at the Krusty Krab then he after ya
He wants revenge so he’s gonna start a massacre
My blood pressure going up, cardiovascular
There’s a bus but I only see one passenger
I see someone outside, he just got off the ride
He bout to come inside, man I don’t want to die
[Chorus]
I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor
Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after
I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor
Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after
[Post-Chorus]
When I clock out, you’ll get clocked out
You’re locked out so pick the locks out
Run up you’ll get socked out
Can’t come in, get blocked out
I do it when I talk out
You won’t do shit so walk out, Um...
Better not pull up when I clock out
[Verse 2]
The lights turned on and off, that was the first warning
Then the phone rang, no one talked, felt like they were ignoring
Then the bus that killed him pulled up and he crossed the street
He tapped on the glass, me and my coworker weeped
Then he came inside and we started to scream
It was a nightmare, no it wasn’t a dream
Turns out it was a kid, he was looking for a job
Can't believe I was scared, instantly the fear stopped
But wait who was messing with the lights
It was Nosferatu, don’t worry everything is alright
Now I’m ready to go home, now that I know the unknown
Even though I’m not alone, I’m still shook from the phone
[Chorus]
I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor
Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after
I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor
Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after
[Post-Chorus]
When I clock out, you’ll get clocked out
You’re locked out so pick the locks out
Run up you’ll get socked out
Can’t come in, get blocked out
I do it when I talk out
You won’t do shit so walk out, Um...
Better not pull up when I clock out
[Outro]
Trick or Treat