Furry Chest by Earnest Jackson Lyrics
[Chorus]
Yeah I’ve got a furry chest
My lady says that it’s the very best
And I know I’ve got to worry less
'Cause I’ve got the very best furry chest in the business
Yeah I’ve got a furry chest
(Furry chest)
My lady says that it’s the very best
(Very best)
And I know I’ve got to worry less
(Worry less)
'Cause I’ve got the very best furry chest in the business
[Verse 1]
Uh, it’s like a forest
Shiny with shampoo and you know that I look so gorgeous
Opening The Doors, adore us like Jim Morrison
I’m a force to be reckoned with and I’m catchy like the chorus
Sing it - wanna run your fingers in it?
If I described what’s on your mind this line will get explicit
I know a hairy chest like this must kind of seem illicit
But it isn’t, if you’re into it, I’d like to make this intimate
You know how I get it
You’ll never forget it
I spit like a million different lyrics in a minute
Like a dog - wanna pet it
Oh my God, I'm on Reddit
Hairy chests, I make every other chest look pathetic
Hey fellas
(Hey fellas)
I know you criticise me 'cause you’re jealous
('Cause you’re jealous)
You see my hairy chest as my palace
(My palace)
Using Rogaine, hoping you’re Cinderellas
(You’re Cinderellas)
You’re ugly ass step-sisters
It’s the- return of the furry mister
Terminating any enemies like “hasta la vista”
Kiss my ass, I impress on the rest
That my chest is the best so confess yes
[Chorus]
Yeah I’ve got a furry chest
My lady says that it’s the very best
And I know I’ve got to worry less
'Cause I’ve got the very best furry chest in the business
I’ve got a furry chest
(Furry chest)
My lady says that it’s the very best
(Very best)
And I know I’ve got to worry less
(Worry less)
'Cause I’ve got the very best furry chest in the business
[Verse 2]
Fuck yes I’m feeling myself, I don’t need any help, I’m on top of it
Who would pay to see me slay the stage if I wasn’t so confident?
Woo! I’m feeling dominant
I need this crowd to get loud as badly as I need some oxygen
Pass me a puffer
And then another
Don’t make me suffer
I need my lover
Help me recover
Put me in a swimsuit, make sure you take my glasses off
You would be forgiven for thinking I’m David Hasselhoff
I’ve got Bigfoot-energy
An elephant’s memory
My lyrical imagery
Is my spiritual centrepiece
I sing songs and look like King Kong
I kill at ping pong
I’d rock a pink thong
Better than Borat
I’m historic, but not a relic
I’ll be remembered as the 21st century Tom Selleck
You can call me Magnum
Lights camera action
Wigglin’ jigglin’ what’s my name?
Earnest Jackson!
That’s right, that’s right, that’s right
I’m up and coming
The others up and coming
Better get right up and running
I’m a star, and I’m stunning
I'ma start fucking gunning
For these motherfuckers fucking up my flow (woah)
I said that that’s no no
You be looking “so-so”
Knew you’d be a no-show for sure
Sitting at home and feeling FOMO
When you see the promo
I’m like a little kid with a scooter - I wanna go pro
(I just wanna GoPro!)
I’ve got the hardest flow at minimum
Sweet like cinnamon
I spit venom and exude eminence
Tryna find a synonym for “better than Eminem”
But there isn’t one I’m simply the best
CHORUS
Yeah I’ve got a furry chest
My lady says that it’s the very best
And I know I’ve got to worry less
'Cause I’ve got the very best furry chest in the business
Yeah I’ve got a furry chest
(Furry chest)
My lady says that it’s the very best
(Very best)
And I know I’ve got to worry less
(Worry less)
'Cause I’ve got the very best furry chest in the business
Yeah I’ve got a furry chest
My lady says that it’s the very best
And I know I’ve got to worry less
'Cause I’ve got the very best furry chest in the business
Yeah I’ve got a furry chest
(Furry chest)
My lady says that it’s the very best
(Very best)
And I know I’ve got to worry less
(Worry less)
'Cause I’ve got the very best furry chest in the business
[Verse 1]
Uh, it’s like a forest
Shiny with shampoo and you know that I look so gorgeous
Opening The Doors, adore us like Jim Morrison
I’m a force to be reckoned with and I’m catchy like the chorus
Sing it - wanna run your fingers in it?
If I described what’s on your mind this line will get explicit
I know a hairy chest like this must kind of seem illicit
But it isn’t, if you’re into it, I’d like to make this intimate
You know how I get it
You’ll never forget it
I spit like a million different lyrics in a minute
Like a dog - wanna pet it
Oh my God, I'm on Reddit
Hairy chests, I make every other chest look pathetic
Hey fellas
(Hey fellas)
I know you criticise me 'cause you’re jealous
('Cause you’re jealous)
You see my hairy chest as my palace
(My palace)
Using Rogaine, hoping you’re Cinderellas
(You’re Cinderellas)
You’re ugly ass step-sisters
It’s the- return of the furry mister
Terminating any enemies like “hasta la vista”
Kiss my ass, I impress on the rest
That my chest is the best so confess yes
[Chorus]
Yeah I’ve got a furry chest
My lady says that it’s the very best
And I know I’ve got to worry less
'Cause I’ve got the very best furry chest in the business
I’ve got a furry chest
(Furry chest)
My lady says that it’s the very best
(Very best)
And I know I’ve got to worry less
(Worry less)
'Cause I’ve got the very best furry chest in the business
[Verse 2]
Fuck yes I’m feeling myself, I don’t need any help, I’m on top of it
Who would pay to see me slay the stage if I wasn’t so confident?
Woo! I’m feeling dominant
I need this crowd to get loud as badly as I need some oxygen
Pass me a puffer
And then another
Don’t make me suffer
I need my lover
Help me recover
Put me in a swimsuit, make sure you take my glasses off
You would be forgiven for thinking I’m David Hasselhoff
I’ve got Bigfoot-energy
An elephant’s memory
My lyrical imagery
Is my spiritual centrepiece
I sing songs and look like King Kong
I kill at ping pong
I’d rock a pink thong
Better than Borat
I’m historic, but not a relic
I’ll be remembered as the 21st century Tom Selleck
You can call me Magnum
Lights camera action
Wigglin’ jigglin’ what’s my name?
Earnest Jackson!
That’s right, that’s right, that’s right
I’m up and coming
The others up and coming
Better get right up and running
I’m a star, and I’m stunning
I'ma start fucking gunning
For these motherfuckers fucking up my flow (woah)
I said that that’s no no
You be looking “so-so”
Knew you’d be a no-show for sure
Sitting at home and feeling FOMO
When you see the promo
I’m like a little kid with a scooter - I wanna go pro
(I just wanna GoPro!)
I’ve got the hardest flow at minimum
Sweet like cinnamon
I spit venom and exude eminence
Tryna find a synonym for “better than Eminem”
But there isn’t one I’m simply the best
CHORUS
Yeah I’ve got a furry chest
My lady says that it’s the very best
And I know I’ve got to worry less
'Cause I’ve got the very best furry chest in the business
Yeah I’ve got a furry chest
(Furry chest)
My lady says that it’s the very best
(Very best)
And I know I’ve got to worry less
(Worry less)
'Cause I’ve got the very best furry chest in the business