You Could Call it a Triangle by Earl vs The Internet Lyrics

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro

Hey it's a song about a breakup where I make the other person seem a lot much worse than they actually are

Okay she’s a satanist
But not like a real satanist
It's more like a cry for attention
Oh yeah she's a poser
And I mean the worst type
You don’t wanna know what keeps her up at night
And she talks about killing my best friend quite frequently
When she wanted to break up she went out with my friend
Instead of just telling me

Oh I mean that's real classy
Ooh I mean that's real high brow
You know I was up there
But now I gotta come down

And I wish I never met you
I wish I never met you
I wish I never did
We can all pretend so she won't miss a chance to push her political agenda
If you know what I mean
GOD DAMN IT
But I don't deserve her
Because I'm a sucker
Right? Yeah I don't deserve her
Because I wanna take her out on a nice date

Yeah I don't deserve her
Because I’m a sucker
Right? Yeah I don’t deserve her
Cause I wanna

And oh man her boyfriend's a character
Give me one excuse not to sit here and stare at her
And just cry

And this isn’t none of that friend-zone trash
You don't understand the situation man
Said can you please stop talking about it?
Said can you please stop talking about it?

...I'll be here all you want, as long as you want to talk about some stupid shit like that

But I don't deserve her
Because I’m a sucker
Right? Yeah I don't deserve her
Because I wanna maybe hold her hand someday
You know I don't deserve her
Because I'm a sucker
Right? Yeah I don't deserve her because I'm a—

“W-wh-what why you mad bro? I'm just hangin out with my girlfriend here why you- why you mad? Wh- I'm just doin—“

WHY
AAH
NO
WHY AAH
[screaming and shouting]
[slap]
[more screaming]

Hope you guys have fun listening to Owl City ya nerds, amiright fellas up top yeah