The Lack Thereof by Earl vs The Internet Lyrics
This isn't the song I wanted to write
But it's alright
I think I'm getting over it
No
Come to my house
Let's get a move on
I want you to lay down on my futon
We can listen to Car Seat Headrest and cry, in that order
Oh, you can't make it? That's no problem at all
I have the worst fucking headache and my mouth tastes like popcorn and Tylenol
We're never going out, are we?
But we could talk and you could listen
Or just stare into the distance
I don't mind either way, as long as you're by my side
And we could chat
And I could listen
While you're there secretly wishing
You were literally anywhere else
With literally anyone other than myself, oh well
Come talk to me
Please don't leave
I can't do this anymore
My feelings are unhealthy
And just a bit uncalled for
Maybe I should talk to a therapist
Maybe therapy isn't as bad as it seems
Maybe I should talk to my friends
I think they're tired of hearing about this from me
We're never going out, are we?
But we could talk and you could listen
Or just stare into the distance
I don't mind either way, as long as you're by my side
And we could chat
And I could listen
While you're there secretly wishing
You were literally anywhere else
With literally anywhere else
With literally anyone other than myself, oh well
I feel really annoying right now, and you tell me that you want me to be around you, and I don't doubt it, but, I- I think you're- I think you should be with people that aren't as annoying, or don't feel as- Does this make any sense? Is this music? Does this- does this sound like music to you? I hope. Uh, I guess this will just be me talking to fill out time for the rest of the bridge. Yeah, that's really all I needed to say so, uh-
But we could talk
And you could listen
Or just stare into the distance
Fuck, I'll cry either way
So why not just take our time
And we could chat
And I could listen
While you're there secretly wishing
You were literally anywhere else
With literally anyone other than myself, oh well
That's a wrap
> Rainy falls in the snow
> Rainy whines (like a bitch)
Dude, what the fuck? Why'd you fucking leave that mean lil' card on my porch?
> Fuck you, Larry
Get a reaction shot. Get a reaction shot-
But it's alright
I think I'm getting over it
No
Come to my house
Let's get a move on
I want you to lay down on my futon
We can listen to Car Seat Headrest and cry, in that order
Oh, you can't make it? That's no problem at all
I have the worst fucking headache and my mouth tastes like popcorn and Tylenol
We're never going out, are we?
But we could talk and you could listen
Or just stare into the distance
I don't mind either way, as long as you're by my side
And we could chat
And I could listen
While you're there secretly wishing
You were literally anywhere else
With literally anyone other than myself, oh well
Come talk to me
Please don't leave
I can't do this anymore
My feelings are unhealthy
And just a bit uncalled for
Maybe I should talk to a therapist
Maybe therapy isn't as bad as it seems
Maybe I should talk to my friends
I think they're tired of hearing about this from me
We're never going out, are we?
But we could talk and you could listen
Or just stare into the distance
I don't mind either way, as long as you're by my side
And we could chat
And I could listen
While you're there secretly wishing
You were literally anywhere else
With literally anywhere else
With literally anyone other than myself, oh well
I feel really annoying right now, and you tell me that you want me to be around you, and I don't doubt it, but, I- I think you're- I think you should be with people that aren't as annoying, or don't feel as- Does this make any sense? Is this music? Does this- does this sound like music to you? I hope. Uh, I guess this will just be me talking to fill out time for the rest of the bridge. Yeah, that's really all I needed to say so, uh-
But we could talk
And you could listen
Or just stare into the distance
Fuck, I'll cry either way
So why not just take our time
And we could chat
And I could listen
While you're there secretly wishing
You were literally anywhere else
With literally anyone other than myself, oh well
That's a wrap
> Rainy falls in the snow
> Rainy whines (like a bitch)
Dude, what the fuck? Why'd you fucking leave that mean lil' card on my porch?
> Fuck you, Larry
Get a reaction shot. Get a reaction shot-