Seventeen by Earl vs The Internet Lyrics

You're such a baby!
I'm sixteen, what's such a baby about that?

Gotta write a song called "seventeen"
Cause it's never been done before
And I'll misinterpret what you mean
Till my brain doesn't function anymore

Gotta make sure every declined kiss
Is a decision you regret
Every morning after experience
Is the best that you're ever gonna get

And those perfect parties do exist
Thеy're not just in the high schools on TV
But you'll nevеr get invited
So you might as well just settle for me

And you're never gonna not miss out
No you'll die unhappy and unfulfilled
But you're only seventeen right now
So I'll kill all you! AAUGH!!!
Gonna write a song called seventeen
Cause it's never been done before
And it's gonna be a hit for sure

Halloween sock hop in the dark
Out late getting drunk after the dance
She has a hold on your heart
And now you're finally holding her hand

It feels like a dream you're ecstatic
But she's just a little bit tired
But you're only seventeen
And you haven't felt this good
In a while

(Okay yeah, guitar solo)

(That's the best guitar solo-)
(...halfway up the street, you seem seventeen, yeah)

Alright I'm seventeen
And I haven't felt this good...

([something about autumn and a halloween party?])