FURRRR by EaglezNR Lyrics
(Preview)
Aight, before you start calling me, a bad animal hater. I just want to say none of this is true. My rap skill, my rapping is better than this. So yeah, here we go
(Pre-Verse)
EaglezNR records burr (BRR) Jesus Christ, why am I doing this
(Verse 1)
I've been shooting dogs with bb guns since I was five (BRRRR)
If someone was there to witness, I blast his head of like a comet in a desert area that is empty
Then I found a dog, then shoot it in the dick with precise accuracy
Then I skin a dog on a news live camera
Ask a news lady, hey you want some fur (SECURITY)
Then people decide to take me away
(Chorus)
FURRRR
FURRRR
FURRRR
FURRRR
Jesus Christ
(Verse 2)
Here is how to grow fur from the ground
You go to your local wal-mart for some fur seeds
Then you put your seeds in the ground
And stay outside for three days and nights
Side effects may include
Murder, Arson, Girlfriend leaves you (if you have one) Avalanche, breathing stops, I don't know
After that awful three days with no food or water
You get a mainstream food item
Lets see what we get in this fur item seed thing (I got a hard copy of fortnite)
HA SIR
You don't have to spend money on fortnite you fucking normie
You could've got it for free on the internet
(Chorus)
FURRRR
FURRRR
FURRRR (stop yelling)
(Verse 3)
Usually people sell fancy animal fur
Its like cocaine, we sell it illegally
We sell variations of different kinds of fur
Bird fur, snake fur, grass fur, all the exotic flavors
Usually fur is super pricey
REEEE
That's the sound of a raccoon being slaughtered
WEE-WOO
Oh shit, the smurf gang, flip page
Then I get captured the tiny litte handcuffs
They've been looking for me for a few weeks for my weird fancy fur obsession
I keep doing fancy fancy fur things
Like growing, killing, and um... selling some fur
I broke out of jail with my.... machine gun
Made of fur
Made of fur
Keep shooting smurf people
Yeah
I keep doing fur stuff for the rest of my days
But you know what
I don't care, it's dead to me
(Outro)
YEAH
EaglezNR Records
END OF RAP SONG
FINALLY
Somebody go grab me some clippers, his fucking beard's weird
Uhh, sexy beard voice
Aight, before you start calling me, a bad animal hater. I just want to say none of this is true. My rap skill, my rapping is better than this. So yeah, here we go
(Pre-Verse)
EaglezNR records burr (BRR) Jesus Christ, why am I doing this
(Verse 1)
I've been shooting dogs with bb guns since I was five (BRRRR)
If someone was there to witness, I blast his head of like a comet in a desert area that is empty
Then I found a dog, then shoot it in the dick with precise accuracy
Then I skin a dog on a news live camera
Ask a news lady, hey you want some fur (SECURITY)
Then people decide to take me away
(Chorus)
FURRRR
FURRRR
FURRRR
FURRRR
Jesus Christ
(Verse 2)
Here is how to grow fur from the ground
You go to your local wal-mart for some fur seeds
Then you put your seeds in the ground
And stay outside for three days and nights
Side effects may include
Murder, Arson, Girlfriend leaves you (if you have one) Avalanche, breathing stops, I don't know
After that awful three days with no food or water
You get a mainstream food item
Lets see what we get in this fur item seed thing (I got a hard copy of fortnite)
HA SIR
You don't have to spend money on fortnite you fucking normie
You could've got it for free on the internet
(Chorus)
FURRRR
FURRRR
FURRRR (stop yelling)
(Verse 3)
Usually people sell fancy animal fur
Its like cocaine, we sell it illegally
We sell variations of different kinds of fur
Bird fur, snake fur, grass fur, all the exotic flavors
Usually fur is super pricey
REEEE
That's the sound of a raccoon being slaughtered
WEE-WOO
Oh shit, the smurf gang, flip page
Then I get captured the tiny litte handcuffs
They've been looking for me for a few weeks for my weird fancy fur obsession
I keep doing fancy fancy fur things
Like growing, killing, and um... selling some fur
I broke out of jail with my.... machine gun
Made of fur
Made of fur
Keep shooting smurf people
Yeah
I keep doing fur stuff for the rest of my days
But you know what
I don't care, it's dead to me
(Outro)
YEAH
EaglezNR Records
END OF RAP SONG
FINALLY
Somebody go grab me some clippers, his fucking beard's weird
Uhh, sexy beard voice